magicguy38

410 pts ยท January 8, 2015


Oh man.

Jizz and then clean up with tissues. Why in the hell would you cum into an article of clothing?

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

That's quitter talk!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"N-NANI?"

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I'm scared, but curious.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Time to redownload all that porn

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

i h a v e m a d e a m i s t a k e

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Period.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can imagine him saying: "Get off my pawperty!"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Here in the U.S in means the same thing in either direction.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Goat ahead

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Uh

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In the middle of the US, we've got both the heat and the rain, which makes for some huge storms and flooding all over the place.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Will no one lay the laurel wreath When silence drowns the screams.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

When every man is torn apart With nightmares and with dreams

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That food looks super tasty, always nice to show that people are not so different around the world.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't understand what's going on #TeamHuman

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#teamhuman is bae

9 years ago | Likes 92 Dislikes 4

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Muscles that pull the legs closed, kinda inner thigh area.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bless you dude, didn't know about this until I saw your comment. Now I'm going to see it :)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not enough people getting one shotted by someone with an ax, bow, or a lance on a horse

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That source says that Snopes is unbiased and correct in most cases.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Eh, he looks uncannily like Joaquin Phoenix to me.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0