magic8balls

988 pts ยท December 27, 2014


39 yr old learning disability nurse who likes to mix records (drum n bass, house, breaks, NO EDM!!) fucking head case and part time insomniac......fuck, I'm 44 now and haven't mixed records at all recently ๐Ÿ˜ก

Or something

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The apostrophe doesn't just work for shortening and letter replacing. It's used for ownership too and replaced "ha" it (ha)s it(')s. An apostrophe is not needed for plurals

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes yes my selektah!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What's DEI, guys? I've never used twitter but would.like to leave it anyway. There's been talk of musk buying my beloved LFC, he'd best fucking not, the people here would not stand for it and we aren't folk that bend or give up easily YNWA.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a prison term and an acronym for Not On Normal Communal Exercise (I think) because they have exercise time outside of their cell separately from other non nonce inmates.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Doing great so far

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Liam Gallagher

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

The first person thinks the richest person in Britain has ยฃ24m or less ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I went bald by early 20s, I fucked with my hair/bleach a lot and clearly have tons of testosterone ๐Ÿ˜‚

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

More money, yeah absolutely but, I work in a team that is like a family, we don't always get on, some of us think others are cunts, some fall in love, we support each other, we fall out, we make up and we care about each other. I love and care about my job and so do my colleagues. Genuinely good place and mostly good people and our away day last year was boss!

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Upvote for the slippery boxer

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Them goddamn whippermotherfuckers might not be from the US, like me, in the UK where it's a working day. I reckon you'd be rather easily snared ๐Ÿ˜‚

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wednesday is a scouser. Boss!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that real? English here and don't know what's satire or not any more

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The quality of the scam is poor, similarly, I got this awful attempt this week. Some poor old folk or someone will fall for these though ๐Ÿ˜ญ

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

UK here, what the fuck is he actually, supposed to be, talking about?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lancashire hotpots, brilliant they are

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Not only in America, unfortunately

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mo โค๏ธ YNWA

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Nutmegs the black dog numerous times, unreal! YNWA

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

JFT97 YNWA DON'T BUY THE SCUM, FUCK KELVIN MACKENZIE.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That the one where he stops to comment on the interviewer's eyes?

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

No such thing as a non-silly boxer as far as i know. Leonard (my boxer) is old amd grumpy now but she's still silly

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Think nice

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What does what mean to me?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yer daft twat ? most people i know call it manc echo cos it moved from the riverside to mancland years ago and often have a vile manc vibe

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0