474 pts ยท January 23, 2017
Yay!
Easter is about the resurrection, not birth.
His wife or is he hitting on his kid's mother-in-law?
#7. Why does the kid's table smell like ass?
Dressed pretty casual for a funeral, don't you think?
Q: What has six tits and eight teeth? A: The night shift at the Waffle House
Don't play with your food.
Rubbing one out -- out of the question
Was she on United?
Nope.
I read where it's shrinking
Keeps his zipper down
High 4!
Did he meet her in Mexico or have they been dating awhile?
He came into where my daughter works. Was a nice guy.
...and here we going again.
If I were on that turbolift and it stopped on their deck, I'd get off before they got on.
So, is this the book of the future?
You can have my false teeth when you pry them from my cold dead mouth.
King James, who commissioned the version named for him, was homosexual. Go figure.
Unlike a semiautomatic weapon, Bess knuckles are not harmful from a distance. We're the three guys right on top of him? Lots of questions.
Tight, tight, tight
Are you joking?
"Three masked men armed with a knife." One knife? Against an AR-15? Taking out the guy with the knife should have tamed the other two.
I'll never be able to sit on a toilet again
No, fuck you. People with special needs don't deserve your childish name calling. Grow up.
Downvote for using the "r" word
YUUUUUUGE dick
Yay!
Easter is about the resurrection, not birth.
His wife or is he hitting on his kid's mother-in-law?
#7. Why does the kid's table smell like ass?
Dressed pretty casual for a funeral, don't you think?
Q: What has six tits and eight teeth? A: The night shift at the Waffle House
Don't play with your food.
Rubbing one out -- out of the question
Was she on United?
Nope.
I read where it's shrinking
Keeps his zipper down
High 4!
Did he meet her in Mexico or have they been dating awhile?
He came into where my daughter works. Was a nice guy.
...and here we going again.
If I were on that turbolift and it stopped on their deck, I'd get off before they got on.
So, is this the book of the future?
You can have my false teeth when you pry them from my cold dead mouth.
King James, who commissioned the version named for him, was homosexual. Go figure.
Unlike a semiautomatic weapon, Bess knuckles are not harmful from a distance. We're the three guys right on top of him? Lots of questions.
Tight, tight, tight
Are you joking?
"Three masked men armed with a knife." One knife? Against an AR-15? Taking out the guy with the knife should have tamed the other two.
I'll never be able to sit on a toilet again
No, fuck you. People with special needs don't deserve your childish name calling. Grow up.
Downvote for using the "r" word
YUUUUUUGE dick