luceid

20147 pts · May 7, 2011


Chubby little cubby all stuffed with fluff.

#11 terrible day for the gift of literacy

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#17 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

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#24 'highly unrealistic' 😐

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They all have addresses with flammable houses and soft skulls

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#17 when they've never heard of closing the god damn door

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#41 that's the entire battery life

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#26 Get a load of THIS guy...

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#41 spooky casting couch

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MTV's Dan Cortese would never

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I've a hankerin

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#42 I am that loser

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#18 they didn't put barbarian, even though that's my preferred class, because that's just beating them all to death

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#2 This is literally Planet of the Apes (2011)

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I know we're not supposed to call people retards, but I haven't been able to think of a word that describes them more accurately. Sam Jay: "I never had a problem with the word 'retarded'. We just weren't calling the right people retarded. Any type of learning delay or disability, you're not retarded. But [MAGA] is retarded."

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#46 Is killing myself an option?

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#25 Bert Kreischer is pretty hit or miss with stand up, but Free Bert was hilarious.

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I realize this may be a stupid question, but prepared coffee or coffee grounds?

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A chili dog hate to see him coming

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Idiot plot

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#22 Well yes, but also no

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Damn, 2k. We really didn't know how trying the times were going to get.

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*stares into the camera indigenously*

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#8 Time for my shift at the strangely fuckable bread factory

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Vance said ICE has "absolute immunity". Become ICE agent, kill the other ICE agents, get off on "absolute immunity", profit.

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#12 That's the face you make when you're getting your knob and/or bean slonked on stupid style

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Yes. The holidays. Certainly not the past seven years. No sirree.

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I'd klunk her sauna

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