618 pts · January 23, 2015
Biiiiitttccchhh my dumbass thought he raised his eyebrows when dude touched him
Trying anal for the first time...
Idk why but it took me a moment to realize this panda was not drowning her kids...
Bitch what kind of drawers you got on ?
Clearly you’ve never played steamboat level of frogger
#5 Goddamnit Karen!!! You can’t even get dinner right!!!
my man!
i laughed +1
this must be the reason for the "no refunds, REGARDLESS" sign at ours
I certainly HOPE that other side was lathered well with wet stuff
ME TOO!
God damnit this was a fkn rental, Carl's gonna be pissed
his wife just made me giggle uncontrolably- I don't have to explain myself to you people
Thanks for killing Santa and ruining Christmas
where'd you find a dogbed that big! I need one!
hahahaha shit mouth!
Sounds legit to me
I'm supposed to be on a diet you twatwaffle!
that's what she said haaaaaaaeeh (say it like squidward)
I FUCKING LIKE IT!!
YES! We're here!
I can't account for the rest of these but the meat spin is hilarious! I get someone with that one at least once a week
+1 perfect timing
my baby's in love BAHAHAHA
please tell me how the pot burned INTO the oven I need to have that explained.
the nipple twist and boob explosion is accurate
my life
are you on the toilet??
Biiiiitttccchhh my dumbass thought he raised his eyebrows when dude touched him
Trying anal for the first time...
Idk why but it took me a moment to realize this panda was not drowning her kids...
Bitch what kind of drawers you got on ?
Clearly you’ve never played steamboat level of frogger
#5 Goddamnit Karen!!! You can’t even get dinner right!!!
my man!
i laughed +1
this must be the reason for the "no refunds, REGARDLESS" sign at ours
I certainly HOPE that other side was lathered well with wet stuff
ME TOO!
God damnit this was a fkn rental, Carl's gonna be pissed
his wife just made me giggle uncontrolably- I don't have to explain myself to you people
Thanks for killing Santa and ruining Christmas
where'd you find a dogbed that big! I need one!
hahahaha shit mouth!
Sounds legit to me
I'm supposed to be on a diet you twatwaffle!
that's what she said haaaaaaaeeh (say it like squidward)
I FUCKING LIKE IT!!
YES! We're here!
I can't account for the rest of these but the meat spin is hilarious! I get someone with that one at least once a week
+1 perfect timing
my baby's in love BAHAHAHA
please tell me how the pot burned INTO the oven I need to have that explained.
the nipple twist and boob explosion is accurate
my life
are you on the toilet??