lovesmallows

2846 pts · January 10, 2013


Right! I had a whole conversation with my 1 year old niece and the only real word she said was Hi and No. 😂😂

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I took a class early on in my nursing career about the importance of touch. Not sexual touch but just every day touching (hand holding, squeezing a shoulder or arm, giving a hug). During the class they said some people can go months without being touched. So from then on I make a point of touching the people I know. With consent first of course. Some people don’t like to be touched lol

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s not you! You cold try putting on one of your wife’s shirts or wrapping the baby in the shirt. Sometimes babies recognize smells.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#14 I knew an old woman who had a prolapsed uterus and when it would start to fall out she’d just shove it back up. Same thing right?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My coworker told me today she paid over $900 for one PT appointment. We work for a major hospital organization.

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

#11 It’s been 8 years since I’ve seen this meme and I’m still thinking WTF

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My brother in law has 18 siblings, all but 4 were adopted. He will be the first to admit his mom does it for the money.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#20 how other girls look with a high pony, how I look with a high pony.

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

True

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#32 wouldn’t it be the other way around? Wife as dragon and you as donkey.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My FWB got snipped before I met him. It’s nice not having to worry about pregnancy. I’m on the pill but nice to be double protected.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Honestly I would too. If it’s my time, it’s my time and I get to see something cool going out.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My friends and I comparing notes and giving tips.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Idk about all of these but for sure some of the medication ones are wrong.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would agree with NE. Fremont has a Tyson plant. It smells bad and everyone there does meth.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The end of my time working with him he stopped saying it. So I started to. He would sometimes respond, sometimes just say crocodile.

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

#9 I worked with this man with dementia for 2 and a half years. He would always say “see you later alligator” then we would respond. Near 1

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Sounds like a party to me and one of the best ways to go out. Assisted suicide should be legal.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sometimes I wish I could read other peoples minds. I wish I knew what went on in my dementia resident’s mind.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Worst lollipop ever! Hang in there, stay hydrated, and get some rest.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lucky you. I lost my uncle and too many residents to count. I haven’t been the same since.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Corn is always interesting. - Nebraskans

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Congratulations!! My FWB got snipped before we met and I love not having to worry about getting pregnant.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I believe medical helicopters aren’t regulated so they can charge what they want dependent on the company.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If I’m in an accident DON’T YOU DARE call me an ambulance. I would rather die. Seriously, I can’t afford it.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#24 was definitely me at work today. I kept snapping at people and finally just locked myself in my office for a few minutes.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0