lostexperiences

431 pts · February 15, 2016


Canadian gay who wants to travel the world. Ask me anything, I'm basically an open book (please be nice though). I'm always down for making new friends.

His face conveys a level of smugness which I one day aspire to

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I was looking for this comment

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If I weren't 22 hours away, I would have been by your side in an instant. I'm so sorry you had to do this and felt alone doing so babe. ❤

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

True that

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I'm gay and I want him inside me.... Geez

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I wish...

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Someone has to! Merry Christmas!

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Fuck yes. And there's probably air conditioning by now, since all the brilliant scientists are probably there too

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And may Satan be with you always. Amen. Everyone needs more gay in their life

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's right, run screaming lol

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Then I don't have to waste their time in search for a girl

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you. I tend to be very straightforward. Keeps the boys away lol

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Okay, I figured. Thank you for the clarification! ☺

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not sure if kinky or illegal...

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Works for me every time

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I like to keep people guessing. ????

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I am a lesbian for her

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I think you're talking about Canada, friend. I mean, I guess its close enough...

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Its from the office. Dwight and his brother set up a daycare in a closet (?) and try to get Pam to send her kids there.

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Pssh, he doesn't even know how to snort Menes properly

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Thanks, friend! I appreciate the... compliments?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its the dogs birthday. You were close though

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I know, right? Apparently I'm good at tricking people!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plot twist!!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It was actually Nic Cages leather jacket...

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You stole my line!

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People, no matter how Canadian, are shit to Tims emloyees

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Haters will say it's fake

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Technically all three of us are hoes

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