18296 pts · February 20, 2015
Do you know what is the leading cause of dry skin? A towel! I see you figured out that I am a dad.
The artist is Vitas. I believe the song is Opera 2 or something like that. Great song and dude has great range.
Feline infectious peritonitis. There’s 2 forms of it. Either form though is fatal and in most cases progresses quickly.
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Seems like you do ?
*jumps to other side* *slaps roof of car* *slaps roof of car* *slaps roof of car*
You also get this before you talk to them
Instead of saying "the john", I call my toilet "the jim". It sounds better when I say I went to the jim after being gone for a while.
Is that the calculated amount of minutes you have before your phone dies?
If you round up 37, it rounds up the number 40.
I made a very unmanly sound. /a/ib3tF
Mario's adventure seems better than mine.
I love you. You love me. I'm gonna hustle for all your money.
I love this! The orchestra helps my mind envision an adventure! My inner child turns it into a Tom and Jerry episode... which is great!
/a/fRTBI
Haha yeah it was a horribly implemented joke so it's mostly my fault on that one
What is this equation? Are they calling this wall an A hole?
Looks like the mannequin challenge is his fetish actually.
/a/WV6JE
Cool! Now I can give my sister a pearl necklace! ...What? Why are you guys looking at me like that?
That peanut butter hair still looks better than my natural hair
Okay. I thought #3 was a floating head.
Then you tell them again in the second interview.
As a father, agreed. Even the supposed "flushable wipes" are not flushable.
It's that greasy haired mother fucker in the behind the red head, isn't it? I see you asshole!
That's true. From experience, those shoes do not usually have the best grip. I would expect more for shoes that cost over $100.
Same here. I wanted to see if he stuck the landing or personally gave the ground a birthday present with his face.
Zoidberg just needs to get good at blackjack. Then he can get hookers.
*slow clap*
The artist is Vitas. I believe the song is Opera 2 or something like that. Great song and dude has great range.
Feline infectious peritonitis. There’s 2 forms of it. Either form though is fatal and in most cases progresses quickly.
Seems like you do ?
*jumps to other side* *slaps roof of car* *slaps roof of car* *slaps roof of car*
You also get this before you talk to them
Instead of saying "the john", I call my toilet "the jim". It sounds better when I say I went to the jim after being gone for a while.
Is that the calculated amount of minutes you have before your phone dies?
If you round up 37, it rounds up the number 40.
I made a very unmanly sound. /a/ib3tF
Mario's adventure seems better than mine.
I love you. You love me. I'm gonna hustle for all your money.
I love this! The orchestra helps my mind envision an adventure! My inner child turns it into a Tom and Jerry episode... which is great!
/a/fRTBI
Haha yeah it was a horribly implemented joke so it's mostly my fault on that one
What is this equation? Are they calling this wall an A hole?
Looks like the mannequin challenge is his fetish actually.
/a/WV6JE
Cool! Now I can give my sister a pearl necklace! ...What? Why are you guys looking at me like that?
That peanut butter hair still looks better than my natural hair
Okay. I thought #3 was a floating head.
Then you tell them again in the second interview.
As a father, agreed. Even the supposed "flushable wipes" are not flushable.
It's that greasy haired mother fucker in the behind the red head, isn't it? I see you asshole!
That's true. From experience, those shoes do not usually have the best grip. I would expect more for shoes that cost over $100.
Same here. I wanted to see if he stuck the landing or personally gave the ground a birthday present with his face.
Zoidberg just needs to get good at blackjack. Then he can get hookers.
*slow clap*