lopix

11265 pts ยท May 17, 2014


I made some pictures.

That cat knows how to kowa a bunga, 12/10 jumping skills

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#1 I'd end up with a dumbbell up my nose

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That cat would kill for her

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I'd barf

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That's the way I do it. Once the current weight feels 'easy' I add 5lbs and go again.

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This Canadian family isn't going to the US this year for the first time in 10 years

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Another reason not to fly to the US these days

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Just waiting for them to blame us Canadians for not wanting to come visit.

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Why? No one is going to do anything.

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TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE!

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From the trillions he's extorting from the Gulf States

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Soil was too rocky for farming

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So they arrested someone who was trying to leave? Mkay...

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Exactly. Red version is proven to be 112x better. It's science.

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Oh lawd, he comin'

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My 81-year-old mother is stage 3. Her doctor isn't worried.

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And they insist on it so that not one cent goes to people they don't like.

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Canada here. He can suck our maple flavoured cock.

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This is why the Irish drink

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So it's all your fault? Dickhead.

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So do we

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I have also asked to be exploded

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Champix helps a million percent. If you feel yourself slipping. Only thing that ever helped me.

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How many people are already predicting just what will happen? Dumbasses.

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Wore a kilt and sporran once. And I immediately understood skirts and purses. But no no to shaving stuff like legs, stubble is ITCHY.

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Ours and neighbours' kids are older now. But we just had a standing agreement. If something goes over the fence, go get it. Permission permanently granted.

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#2 No. Psoriasis fries are an abomination.

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I wanna hug the big dog too

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How much if you add in everyone's consumer debt?

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Because in Britain, damp is a colour

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