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12 pts ยท December 23, 2014


Just a guy from New Zealand thinking about grilling pork ribs for dinner... who is this Trump guy? oh and someone message me back damn it im so bored

Good lord... well OP if youre ever in New Zealand youve got a friend and a place to crash. Thoughts are with you mate

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Go new zealand! I live round the corner from te puia, you can set your watch by the timing of that geyser

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Proud to say I voted for labour... she's a legend

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Hello. New Zealand resident here... this is photo shopped... seriously, nothing that comes from DOC is even remotely true ?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck euthanasia in every sense of the word

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Perminant neck injury in 3... 2...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Came for the wings, stayed for the doggo

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Da fuck is this? If i could down vote more than once I would. Fuck everything about this post. Jeepers

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kia ora from Rotorua bruv. Much love

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No. Lol. Just no

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Im all for idiots getting tased but whhhhat the fuck was this cop scared of? What a little bitch

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 47

That's the ol' "i'll lie to you for a year then take half your shit" look

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Why is it even a discussion?Kudos for her honesty but seriously I hope you get away from that drama cos that's all it'll be in the end,drama

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

REALLY SIMPLE!! she does porn and has told you straight up she isn't stopping. Porn is her priority, you are just an option. Run bro. RUN.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Welcome to New Zealand, we'rehappy to have you visit... just dont buy a house... please...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That right there is wife material

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dear OP, we had pavlova first and I'll fight ya for it

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OP YOU ARE MY SPIRIT ANIMAL

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are we not going to comment on the bottle... ? Bottleception

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What's a Connecticut?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OP where did you sownload your dimples from? Youre face is cute. Really cute.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I drill the hole yesh *claps hands like a seal* lol

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They stop and stick their head in the window... both inquisitive and tasty animals

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This makes me sad because girls this hot dont exsist where I live but I'm too scared to move back to the USA because... well... Trump

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WHY ARE PEOPLE SO DAMN NASTY?!?! i'd happily pay that for a handmade blanket

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Come on down!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

this guy is the reason the rest of us have to cater to the 1%

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

only in new zealand lol

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

that's one hhhhhhhhhell of a fire cracker

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

pretty sure you will get laid on second date...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0