When my friend Jerry asks which element has 79 protons
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Smoking Weed
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When my roommate leaves snacks out
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Planning a head
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MRW I have nothing to post but still want that 29th goodness
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You might have it pretty good, but you'll never be a stoned Wonder Woman riding a lion
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Brotherly Love
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When professors don't give you a study guide for finals
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Beep beep screw grad school
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MRW I'm carefully carving wood and somebody bumps my arm
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A Post for My Boy
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Bowl of noodles
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Enjoy a well-dressed Dalek
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Bimpizzle
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Flocci Mini-Dump
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Sometimes I get bored when I'm texting
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"You'll get it next time!"
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Written by Joseph Fink and Jeffery Cranor
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