Dodged a bullet
MRW I forget I already bought a movie on Google so I also buy it on Amazon
someone just tried to access your device (oc)
My friend rescued Dexter from an abandoned house. Now he lives with me and we go a little out of route for the drive through convenience store that gives your doggo a treat
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RIP :,(
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mrw my computer tells me I performed an illegal operation
Legend has it that anyone who drinks from the natural spring at Glen Miller Park in Richmond, Indiana will always come back
The Richmond, IN fire that started yesterday is still burning
Indiana Weather
When you agree on delivery for dinner but she refuses to call in the order
i'm gonna boop it
When the public bathroom stall is out of toilet paper but the thingy with the seat covers is full.
When you drunk af and see your friend walk in
The Friday speech when your group has Saturday morning plans
When your black friend calls you "nigga."
mrw that last post was damn good
When you're awake by 9am and checking on all your friends that went out for St. Patrick's Day
Spring Break 2016!
When I check the mousetrap and it's full.
when you're equal parts hungry and drunk
When she asks me if I want to eat her ass
What all my past due bills see when I get my tax refund
When you join a new group of friends in your 30s
When a hot girl accidentally brushes her butt against me
MRW my FetLife friends find out I don't actually have that many fetishes
Leaving for work on a Tuesday morning.
Level 1 on New Game+
When I don't look chubby with a shirt on but then I take it off.
MRW Taco Bell let's you add Sriracha to anything.
when I discover someone has been systematically downvoting all of my comments
MRW every other gif I see is the same gag over and over
MRW my daughter loves the doll I picked out for her.
Can I do this selfie thing too?
My dwellers dropped their mixtape
MRW my ex tells me my daughter doesn't believe in Santa.
Walking from one bar to the next with your friend.
Just playing some cards
50/50 either changing someone's life or getting on their nerves
When I upvote a comment out of the negative
Sometimes I troll my drivers
When you tell her to calm down.
When she mentions her boyfriend.
MRW when dinner's ready
My typical work day
I'm starting to notice
MRW my food is done but I missed stopping the timer on a number that ends in 5 and have to wait on one that ends in 0 before I can press stop.
Sent one of my drivers on a delivery to South Carolina today
MRW my ex thanks me for taking our kids a bunch of extra days so she can go out of town for her birthday.
When I win the fight but she's not ready to accept it
When the haters talkin' shit.
Go in that bag, and find my ornament.
Baby momma drama llamarama