loftma

505 pts ยท May 19, 2017


Put the stick back in the glass door before u go to sleep

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bite my shinny metal ass

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You dont like me, blow me

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also the 39 1/4 should be between 38 and 34 inches per ADA

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Call his grandma

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tim McGraw quote of the day

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now add lakes

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Let me use my strong hand, child

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And the 2 pm hangover sucks

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

When face swaps go wrong

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Id appreciate your input

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

He wheres a disguse to look like human guys, but hes not a man hes a chicken boo

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The legend of Black Phillip

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Clyde, scrap the caddy.

8 years ago | Likes 90 Dislikes 0

In the pudding coral

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Agreed

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 10

Subaru impossibru!!!!!!!!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You should move

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And had to be one of the worst car movies ever

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's ok e.t. is in control

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Rubbing one out is the victory dance of winng the argument, plus you fell better after that

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Low lands, low land away me john

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

90s troll dolls for boys, still horrible, but it's an action figure

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Cause inside your ugly, ugly like me. I can see through you.....

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Man LA has changed a lot, the air got clean, and sex got dirtier...oh that's now how it goes

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Looks like a happier version of Charlie Pride

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A man that would paint his truck like that, would go to preachers funeral, dressed in feathers.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I don't need no smart wife killing banker, to me where the bear shits in the buck wheat

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2