locksmith9

2140 pts ยท January 5, 2020


You think that looks like A.I.?

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Insulted. Always assume it's insulted. You'll be right more often than wrong.

6 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

So THIS is what happens in the sequel to Giuseppe Stromboli and the Suitcase of Meatballs!

6 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Oh crap oh damn, how do I take back the money JoKoRoLo made off me watching this fully licensed video?!!?!

6 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

When you don't throw the Boogie Bomb far enough

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Okay honey pretend that by trying to debunk every video you come across people will think you're smarter and more clever than you really are."

2 weeks ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

She's holding the camera.

2 weeks ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Now I want Quiznos.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Sure, I understand how this was done."

*sees him interact with moving vehicles*

"I take that back."

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

For a second I thought he was going to turn and toss it into the ocean.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

find/replace "obeys"/"ever uses"

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The lefts are good too, even if they're different sizes.

2 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

How do you know she's Irish?

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

#16 Monk pays with a $20, the vendor accepts it and goes about his business.

Monk says "hey, what about my change?"

Vendor replies "change must come from within."

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#21 They'd be better in running water, it works faster.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why is the Mr. Potato Head in the back Yugioh?

(Real answer: "Typo" is the manufacturer. Why did they name themselves that?)

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jared from Subway is Ronald McDonald's Wario

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me whenever I *don't* eat Papa John's.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I initially read "Edna mode" with a lowercase M, like "beast mode."

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That IS interesting!

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#6 If you say "all the sudden," you deserve to be alone.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I just thought if people liked the art, they might like to follow the artist. Who knows?

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know, but so is every other metal. If I wear a metal bracelet, it's not cold all day. If I hold an aluminum can, it eventually reaches body temperature.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well definitely don't unmute that!

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

https://bsky.app/profile/laurenknight.bsky.social/post/3mgdn4fgob22s

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

It's no longer just streaming services that cancel shows(?) you've never heard of before.

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I always assumed that, like any metal you put on your body, eventually if would reach equilibrium with your body temperature and not feel cool anymore.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Caw! Caw1 BANG! F&@*(@, I'm dead!"

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You're wrong, but at least you're confident.

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

That's what I came here to say!

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0