localroute

17119 pts · August 21, 2018


Don’t be so down, you’re also flower tunnel. Both of those are fantastic if ya tell the right story

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Devil snatch!

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Mine are bear meat and warm snatch. Bitch cake is far more entertaining than mine combined

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The most proud couple in the trailer park!

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The two work well together

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If*

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I’d love sword and bitch pie weren’t meant to be together then I don’t what is!

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You just have to have the right sauce... gross lol

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She may have smuggled it away, but we’ll find it someday!

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Don’t forget the viper shades bud!

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I’m warm snatch lol

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I’m bear meat and warm snatch

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It is a little bland, but I think most of dude names are. What’s your vagina name?

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Love it! I’m thinking hair metal band “we are pussy punch! And this song is SPARKLE TUNNEL!!!!”

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Noice! What’s your lady part name?

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Yeah but what’s you penis name? Lol got em

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People don’t like to talk about it, but we all love those tiny Vienna sausages

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Well... they both fit together! Bum dum tisss... I’ll see my way out

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Sweet buffet is killing me! It’s usable for both. “Just put it in your mouth, it’s a sweet buffet!”

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Both of those are amazing!

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I’m single so I’m gonna call my future ex cock flaps, then wonder why I’m single again. A+ name btw

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You hate glitter poodle!?!?!? I can’t breathe I’m laughing so hard! In a good way

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It’ll happen. You don’t have to like it, but it’ll still happen

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’m a guy too. I’m bear meat and warm snatch.

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I’m bear meat and warm snatch. What’s yours?

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Love it!

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I’m laughing so hard thinking of what a vagina called devil poodle would look like. I ask myself, am I brave enough?

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The powers combined!

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Man that’s the worst. I hate when people gloat and try to put others down. That’s the quickest way to destroy a person who could be great

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So you’re saying you aren’t a chess person? ;)

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