FUCK
The only reason I'm excited for Fall Out 4
oh shit did i miss it???
GLAD TO HELP
It is so much easier to stop than I expected
If this gets to the front page... i'l r-
Bruh
My friends blow my mind sometimes...
MFW
MRW a kid tells me that I'm a grandpa for thinking the old Tom and Jerry is better than the new one
People who show off before winning and almost mess up
After missing for 2 weeks my dad told me our dog got hit by a car, then he followed up with "Maybe now it will stop running into the road"
MRW I realise that something someone said doesnt add up
Oooooh my Gad
MRW my friend fondles with my biology teacher and get's away with it
Very useful
Classy
MRW I'm all alone at home and I hear someone call my name
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MRW I see something cool on the frontpage that I can't afford
OMG BECKY
*Bag of chips opens behind me*
MRW someone says "I see what you did there" in reply to a simple comment
MRW I realise that the barber stole the rest of my beard
MFW I start browsing imgur at 1am and when i roll over and look at the window the sun is up
Jawbreaker
Sometimes I get mad and just want to hit a mother fucker with a Rock
MRW I post an image that gets 900 views with no upvotes or downvotes
MRW someone posts an album of them having the time of their life with their SO
/r/Hoverhand is my new favourate subredit.
It's a trap
Today is my 2nd cake day, and after 3 years here and 2 with an account being black and catholic reading racist and hate post towards Christians, I am still here, ...because frankly,
MRW my friend tells me that the reason he was sad all week was because he was too small to take his girlfriend's virginity
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After being grounded for 4 days, Awesome Jeff,9, the last known water bender enjoys his summer vacation and by surfing on beds.
Robin is bad
Lion evolved through revolutionary progress
MRW the pay phone rings
For you
TFW Street magicians take my wallet
MRW my friend shakes his android and the battery goes from 22% to 79%
"Adventure Time is good"
MRW me and my friends make it to the end of user-submitted
Just a little bit more...
MRW I see a guy treating his lady like dirt
LNI
The truth has been spoken
Ed Edd n Eddy
Sad, hungry and alone
My Reaction When people use "My Reaction When" in the title instead of MRW and makes a super long title with unnecessary words or meaning and the reaction isn't even worth while so I make a contradicting face and a contradicting post, totally eradicating
Le NeckBeard Frule`
MRW my friend's mom tell me " Have as much as you want"
MRW Some guy posts on imgur that he is finally accepted and yet he was here for two years and has less than 400 reputation
MRW I see a woman beat her child and screams "STOP CRYING!"