llandy

7319 pts ยท November 20, 2011


I am me

he always sounds like he has no idea what's going on or what people are talking about and he just says something that sounds relevant

2 months ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

He probably thinks he can reconstitute it by spraying it with toothpaste or something.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He doesn't need Greenland's population to mine all the lithium.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Taking bets on one of these being the start of his war that will "force" us to keep him in the white house for 2028.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But what if you like getting splashed by burning hot oil all over your face and arms?

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

yeah that was a great one.. Season 3 episode 9

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel like that expletive is important to include because it shows his state of mind. He wasn't scared for his life, he was angry at her for daring to move the vehicle while he was anywhere near the front of it.

2 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

he was really good in that one

2 months ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

fluoride can help with the second one, it hurts the first one though if ingested

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

get in shape and see sunlight for extended periods of time? I'm out!

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

biggest giveaway is the tail of the cat flickering into existence and out

4 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

with her dedication, I can guarantee you she gets enjoyment out of it. Not everything on the internet is just for points.

4 months ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

it's funny how often that ai response is completely wrong about some games I play, but it sounds right if you know nothing about the game.

5 months ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

No one ever does

5 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

the bass sounds a little like the one from flat beat by mr oizo.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

gotta wonder how that goes down.. "did you put the bear claw on the scanner?" "Oh whoops.. I thought you said 'mass of cancer cells'"

5 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I can't remember the last time I paid for restaurant food.. it's always been really expensive and I like my cooking

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

sorry for your loss.. When I was 14 yrs old my brother woke me up at 3 AM to tell me my mom passed away and I just laughed because I didn't believe him. It took me a few months to actually accept she was gone.. I just couldn't believe it.

5 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Farting Fake Fury Five Days a Week sounds like a garage band

5 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Was this added later as lore? I'm wondering because it's the same mechanic in the mistborn series when burning Atium.

5 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

this is from when cookie monster was buying intel stock a year and a half ago

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How do I work this?

5 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

We had to do some extreme stuff to keep ourselves entertained. I blew up ant hills and rode around this deathmobile thing we made out of a wagon and some cardboard boxes.. then we rolled it down some hills at a nearby park. That was just 1 day.

6 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The Void has chosen me as it's prophet. A prophet of profit. Isn't that wonderful?

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I have definitely never heard of the guy and I don't know anything about this case or any CEO getting shot, now where do I sign up for jury duty.

6 months ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

they got real excited when they saw there was a word "gay" and thought he supported LGBTQ and could add that one to their ammunition

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

stroke! stroke! stroke!

6 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Voodoo 3dfx Diamond Monster 3D card..

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

my neighbor's got big testicles because we see this dude everyday

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

we are free to get screwed over by insurance and medical care

7 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0