live830

7094 pts ยท April 4, 2012


I heard "President Trump is in an enormous ditch."

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My cat's name is Xena! And her brother is Hercules ?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The KC asked me to forge a letter from the Tulsa mayor for a recent convention. Pretentious, unscrupulous people.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Promoting healthiness is not body shaming. Suggesting that not body shaming = pretending obesity is healthy is fallacious.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

#1 "We want to see Frauline Maria"

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

...cri-i-ime! Make my boobies one more size!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My chest flatness was killing me, (and I) I must confess, I paid for these (paid for these!) When I'm not with them I get no guys. I am a...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It was terrifying for me...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I called police in a bad neighborhood bc I thought I was hearing domestic violence, but the guy answered the door and said it was vid games.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love your posts.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

These gifs won't play on my phone. Why can't Imgur fix this? It's been a problem for over a year, and on many different phones.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I heard FAIRY GODPARENTS

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have two black cats that look just like them! Hercules and Xena :)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

CTN1?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Soon after mom passed, family was super nice and took me to many movies. At each one I pretended to hold her hand in empty chair next to me.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Judging a book by its title is not superficial. If people interpret it that way, blame the author.

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Oklahoma flag?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My bf "woke up" and asked, "Did you shrink down and back up again?" It was after watching a cartoon with a shrink ray.

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Child support isn't punishment. Children are owed support from both parents. Women who are victims are also obligated. So yes, equality.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 10

Wow

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The XP is a nice touch

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

-Mirri Maz

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I misread this more as "I couldn't get the job of pothead bc I failed the 'drug' tests, became an alcoholic and now I pass the tests."

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Any ideas what the Hound meant when he said his brother knew "what was coming to" him?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Texas Gov. Greg Abbott and local officials had given conflicting messages about whether to evacuate Houston ahead of Harvey -WAPost

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Texas Gov. Greg Abbott and local officials had given conflicting messages about whether to evacuate Houston ahead of Harvey -WAPost

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Texas Gov. Greg Abbott and local officials had given conflicting messages about whether to evacuate Houston ahead of Harvey -WAPost

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Texas Gov. Greg Abbott and local officials had given conflicting messages about whether to evacuate Houston ahead of Harvey -WAPost

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Well it WAS hidden till you exposed it to the public.

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Mom recorded "even when I'm not here, I'm here for you" on my mac while I was in college. Forgot it, found it a year after she passed.

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