limved

3826 pts · October 15, 2012


You've introduced me to my new favorite cartoon. These are the best!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Eggar, your skin is hanging off your bones.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know, and I am *never* one of those, "I know better" moms. But those bananas are gonna stop that baby's breathing.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes exactly!

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Elvis was an "influencer".

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is Louboutin, she's not scared, she's a hugger!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Could really go for one of those high octane tampons right now.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hard pass.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that not what weekends are for?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What does homemade taste like?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Vomit. Really.

7 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 1

Do people really type like they’re stuttering like a nervous teenager? Awful.

7 years ago | Likes 2005 Dislikes 5

Same. Scared me. Ha.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ho.ly.shit.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Poor thing needs to get a leg up on life.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, totally get that. That's why I hate this whole situation. None of us were there. **blowing someone is not a non-verbal NO, btw.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes this. Gestured, and she did it. I mean, just no.

8 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 6

It pains me when these stories come out. This chick willingly blew him. I am sure there's more to it but she *willingly blew him*.

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 18

Fine point! I always forget that the SW franchise is under Disney these days.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good point. What kind of mother am I?!?!?! ;)

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Never once have I seen a random act of biting like this, and this makes it sound like it's common. Faaaaaaake.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I freaked out at first on the nudity part because I'm taking my 7 and 11 year olds to see this. Glad this is a joke!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Scientologists.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Thought that was a mouse. Jesus.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is fucking hilarious and awesome.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes and he is GOOD in it!

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

He's very, very good in "The Affair" on Showtime.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yes, and I love it, it's so real!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You know this is legit, Adam is straight up shaking. Love it!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0