lijah

22721 pts ยท January 15, 2012


This is my public profile, I wrote something about myself!

Call screen is more than ID. It asks why they're calling and transcribes it for you, then you can accept or decline.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Weird flex

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Life finds a way. Thanks for keeping it real @labar

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm legitimized as a human being now that a. I've been reposted and b. someone recognized it as a repost. Going to watch Jurassic Park now.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What's black and white and red all over?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Clinton is still predicted to win in most polls.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 4

I was hoping "Sandwich" was going to be from the perspective of a sandwich. Was disappointed.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He mashed the ending of Deadpool with the ending of Ferris Bueller's Day Off and added captions.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He mashed the ending of Deadpool with the ending of Ferris Bueller's Day Off and added captions.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Creating this must have required MAXIMUM EFFORT.

9 years ago | Likes 369 Dislikes 2

I feel you @OP. I'm only on day 21 and I've already gone out in public without realizing I had infant poop on my pants.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

Message in a bottle is the coolest way to litter.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Firemen gettin' pussy for the first time in the history of fire or pussy.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

1st one dies. 2nd thought "well I don't know what I expected." 3rd one enjoys it.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The t is silent.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ATM Machine

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Your comments were stringed together with an indicator of "1/2" so I just replied to your whole statement.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It is a very large collection of people's opinion on this movie. Your opinion is in the minority. Pretty straightforward.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It doesn't disprove it, nor was I trying to. I was simply stating you're in the minority as most people enjoyed the movie.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

RT is an aggregate website, not a single entity.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I do that before every comment I post. Except this one, I decided to just post it.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Now make one for each time period!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You're 'right'

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The pictures are associated with the correct accounts, but OP said the photoshopped one is on the left, when it is actually on the right.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Never stick your dental instruments in crazy.

10 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

You got your left and right swapped.

10 years ago | Likes 568 Dislikes 5