libbybits

209 pts ยท March 16, 2016


Masturbation is like procrastination. In the end you are only screwing yourself.

New Prunswick

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm a bad Canadian when I say this but.... maple. Yeah it's great on pancakes. But in cookies, ice cream, cappuccinos, chocolate bars??!!??

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Looks like jazz hands...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or you sit in a leather/vinyl chair. Then squirm awkwardly for ten minutes trying to make the sound again.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm a clean-freak germaphobe but not everyone is. I'll contribute a dish but, I always manage to have an appointment potluck days.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like the 80's hairband poster in the background of Bobby Novasad. Still living in his parents basement?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That'll buff right out!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My daughter's name is a more common boy name. So stuff with her name was always boy themed. My son, never have unless we had it custom made.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Quiet: The Power Of Introverts In A World That Can't Stop Talking. A good read for great insight on a powerful group. Think Dr. Seuss.....

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My cat figured out how to get water from the water cooler. But he's a bit of an asshole and sometimes lets water flow, all over the floor.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The blueberries and broccoli stems. My dog goes crazy for them. I would say she likes them better than dog treats. And much healthier.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll see your weekend and raise you one day. In Winnipeg we can hit all four seasons in a day. Repeatedly.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For sure!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Trump is like a really cheesy commercial. It annoys you and seems pointless. But you never forget it and everyone will talk about it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Canadian throwing in her hat for tasty treats. I promise, I won't send all maple treats (unless you like that kinda thing)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Canadian here, Manitoba. I'm game if anyone from wherever is!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Canadian here, Manitoba. I'm game if anyone from wherever is!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm older than that... I still race to the door, try to unlock it quick and jump inside before the murderer gets me.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Little dogs Cree me out. They are yappy and nervous. I'm always wondering if they would kill me in my sleep.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Remember the purple and green letchups they had for awhile? Even my kids refused to use them.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Turn it off and turn it back on, that fixes everything!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or the "catch it, drop it out there in the field, run to you for treats" dog. Be great for me though, since apparently I'm the fetcher.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I can see one of my kids stuffing a toy in there and launching it at the other.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wish mine would migrate to my ass. I have a pancake butt. Couple could make their way up to my boobs too if they wanted.

9 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 2

I told my brother once that his legs were hollow so he could eat all he wanted. And growing pains were just his body saying it was full.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah but I didn't say he was on the same level (few can get that low) He is a whole other level of ridiculous. :-)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*snorts

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

*snorts

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1