7431 pts · February 18, 2014
I need 2 turnips in heat
“Why are you booing me, I’m right!”
Nighthawks was on the wall of every Friendly’s I ever went to in NJ and PA
This looks like my FIFA highlight reel
You think a nigga washing rugs is really doing it for the love of the game?
Imagine you’re an instructor and the fella strapped to ya just fucks off and starts sailin away
The fuck is up with that big ass upside down bear cub with garbage bags for wings
You got me fucked up thinking I’m gonna let some germophobic nigga in cargo shorts and a fanny pack whoop my ass with a fly swatter
“Actual black metal” “Liturgy”
My gf jokingly told family friends (Brian and Carly) to name their unborn child Briley. They did it. The fuckin kids name is Briley
Steve French
Is that a real thing or a pitcher/catcher pun? Either way, well done
Yes, it increased sixfold every year for 12 years until every single person on earth had jumped off
I nearly cut my finger off, severed the extensor tendon from the bone and was opened up from nail to below my knuckle. “Take 2 Advil” - doc
Is that an old man penguin or do they all walk with that gait and have a horseshoe haircut
DUDE WHAT KIND OF MILE HIGH SHITTER TWISTER ARE YOU PLAYING
This is really interesting! Do they have any sort of sensory aids, possibly in the form of hairs?
You thought he called a tortoise a “lawn care invader”? Lmao
They’re on the B and D all the time late at night
I don’t know man, he was smiling in his mugshot in 1977. Just seems like a happy fella
Me thinks too, mate. Can’t say I’ve ever had to check the terlit for frogs
This is by far one of the least unpleasant subway experiences. They’re actually very respectful
Have you ever been on an NY subway? The rats take their own seats
thank
One liner vaginer
What
You sold our dead bird to a blind kid?
If you think the yankee stadium cup is big, you should see the bucket
Russian Bubbles. Somethings fucky
When have you ever seen 2 niggas kickboxing in the middle of the road smh
“Why are you booing me, I’m right!”
Nighthawks was on the wall of every Friendly’s I ever went to in NJ and PA
This looks like my FIFA highlight reel
You think a nigga washing rugs is really doing it for the love of the game?
Imagine you’re an instructor and the fella strapped to ya just fucks off and starts sailin away
The fuck is up with that big ass upside down bear cub with garbage bags for wings
You got me fucked up thinking I’m gonna let some germophobic nigga in cargo shorts and a fanny pack whoop my ass with a fly swatter
“Actual black metal” “Liturgy”
My gf jokingly told family friends (Brian and Carly) to name their unborn child Briley. They did it. The fuckin kids name is Briley
Steve French
Is that a real thing or a pitcher/catcher pun? Either way, well done
Yes, it increased sixfold every year for 12 years until every single person on earth had jumped off
I nearly cut my finger off, severed the extensor tendon from the bone and was opened up from nail to below my knuckle. “Take 2 Advil” - doc
Is that an old man penguin or do they all walk with that gait and have a horseshoe haircut
DUDE WHAT KIND OF MILE HIGH SHITTER TWISTER ARE YOU PLAYING
This is really interesting! Do they have any sort of sensory aids, possibly in the form of hairs?
You thought he called a tortoise a “lawn care invader”? Lmao
They’re on the B and D all the time late at night
I don’t know man, he was smiling in his mugshot in 1977. Just seems like a happy fella
Me thinks too, mate. Can’t say I’ve ever had to check the terlit for frogs
This is by far one of the least unpleasant subway experiences. They’re actually very respectful
Have you ever been on an NY subway? The rats take their own seats
thank
One liner vaginer
What
You sold our dead bird to a blind kid?
If you think the yankee stadium cup is big, you should see the bucket
Russian Bubbles. Somethings fucky
When have you ever seen 2 niggas kickboxing in the middle of the road smh