leeseedee

16704 pts ยท November 8, 2012


WE HAVE A BOX TO WRITE STUFF IN? WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT THIS?

Everyone I know who has met him has said he's a d-bag.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

My rescue dog ignored me and went for the toys instead. I love her and she loves that I throw balls for her and let her on the couch.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Wait, what? Is the boy in the boat coming back??

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That broke me. It was the first time I had to put down a book for a few minutes and have a time out.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You know they're shitty when even the devil don't like them.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thy wanted to keep Sansa relevant in this season instead of just holed up in the Eyrie and this worked as a storyline for her.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jetstar does it too. I was surprised they sprung for it, considering they so cheap they don't even give you water unless you pay for it.

11 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

General! In the middle of my backswing?

11 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Then you say to yourself: "It's knuckle-puck time."

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your eyes are like anime big

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I'm imagining the one single spinster surrounded by a bunch of the single guys who'd rejected her. "YEAH MY UNIBROW DON'T SEEN SO UGLY NOW."

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Single guys too.

11 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

I think someone is getting hangry

11 years ago | Likes 83 Dislikes 0

Periods because they mean not pregnant.

11 years ago | Likes 6285 Dislikes 20

Frogs are fine. Toads on the other hand...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anyone else ever thought "I wonder if anyone has ever jacked or jilled off to me?"

11 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 5

I accidentally graduated with an English Major. Glad to see I'm not the only one.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

http://imgur.com/v5srPIw

11 years ago | Likes 101 Dislikes 1

Wait, I'm getting murdered now? That escalated quickly.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It was a scarf. The fact the he had enough forethought/brains to cover his face meant I sure as hell was not going to take him on.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're totally right. And I think I need more than one just in case. Like maybe a dozen... I heard pinot grigio makes the best weapon.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Heh, no babies for me please. I'm a writer so the book is for research only.

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I have one. She's a princess who sleeps indoors and didn't even wake up until after the event.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Because he drank it all. Srsly, they shut down production halfway through for a month so he could go to rehab.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I went snorkelling in Indonesia and a guy snorkelled up and held my hand. Weird, but I just rolled with it. There were turtles.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OME twinsies!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Obviously fake. We all know frogs go pop in the microwave.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My 'learn to run 5k' is Zombies Run: getting fit and practicing for the Zombie Apocalypse.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She's the one who stole the Declaration of Independence.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

He don't eat negros, now get him a hot dog and tea!

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0