16704 pts ยท November 8, 2012
WE HAVE A BOX TO WRITE STUFF IN? WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT THIS?
Everyone I know who has met him has said he's a d-bag.
My rescue dog ignored me and went for the toys instead. I love her and she loves that I throw balls for her and let her on the couch.
Wait, what? Is the boy in the boat coming back??
That broke me. It was the first time I had to put down a book for a few minutes and have a time out.
You know they're shitty when even the devil don't like them.
Thy wanted to keep Sansa relevant in this season instead of just holed up in the Eyrie and this worked as a storyline for her.
Jetstar does it too. I was surprised they sprung for it, considering they so cheap they don't even give you water unless you pay for it.
General! In the middle of my backswing?
Then you say to yourself: "It's knuckle-puck time."
Your eyes are like anime big
I'm imagining the one single spinster surrounded by a bunch of the single guys who'd rejected her. "YEAH MY UNIBROW DON'T SEEN SO UGLY NOW."
Single guys too.
I think someone is getting hangry
Periods because they mean not pregnant.
Frogs are fine. Toads on the other hand...
Anyone else ever thought "I wonder if anyone has ever jacked or jilled off to me?"
I accidentally graduated with an English Major. Glad to see I'm not the only one.
http://imgur.com/v5srPIw
Wait, I'm getting murdered now? That escalated quickly.
It was a scarf. The fact the he had enough forethought/brains to cover his face meant I sure as hell was not going to take him on.
You're totally right. And I think I need more than one just in case. Like maybe a dozen... I heard pinot grigio makes the best weapon.
Heh, no babies for me please. I'm a writer so the book is for research only.
I have one. She's a princess who sleeps indoors and didn't even wake up until after the event.
Because he drank it all. Srsly, they shut down production halfway through for a month so he could go to rehab.
I went snorkelling in Indonesia and a guy snorkelled up and held my hand. Weird, but I just rolled with it. There were turtles.
OME twinsies!
Obviously fake. We all know frogs go pop in the microwave.
My 'learn to run 5k' is Zombies Run: getting fit and practicing for the Zombie Apocalypse.
She's the one who stole the Declaration of Independence.
He don't eat negros, now get him a hot dog and tea!
Everyone I know who has met him has said he's a d-bag.
My rescue dog ignored me and went for the toys instead. I love her and she loves that I throw balls for her and let her on the couch.
Wait, what? Is the boy in the boat coming back??
That broke me. It was the first time I had to put down a book for a few minutes and have a time out.
You know they're shitty when even the devil don't like them.
Thy wanted to keep Sansa relevant in this season instead of just holed up in the Eyrie and this worked as a storyline for her.
Jetstar does it too. I was surprised they sprung for it, considering they so cheap they don't even give you water unless you pay for it.
General! In the middle of my backswing?
Then you say to yourself: "It's knuckle-puck time."
Your eyes are like anime big
I'm imagining the one single spinster surrounded by a bunch of the single guys who'd rejected her. "YEAH MY UNIBROW DON'T SEEN SO UGLY NOW."
Single guys too.
I think someone is getting hangry
Periods because they mean not pregnant.
Frogs are fine. Toads on the other hand...
Anyone else ever thought "I wonder if anyone has ever jacked or jilled off to me?"
I accidentally graduated with an English Major. Glad to see I'm not the only one.
http://imgur.com/v5srPIw
Wait, I'm getting murdered now? That escalated quickly.
It was a scarf. The fact the he had enough forethought/brains to cover his face meant I sure as hell was not going to take him on.
You're totally right. And I think I need more than one just in case. Like maybe a dozen... I heard pinot grigio makes the best weapon.
Heh, no babies for me please. I'm a writer so the book is for research only.
I have one. She's a princess who sleeps indoors and didn't even wake up until after the event.
Because he drank it all. Srsly, they shut down production halfway through for a month so he could go to rehab.
I went snorkelling in Indonesia and a guy snorkelled up and held my hand. Weird, but I just rolled with it. There were turtles.
OME twinsies!
Obviously fake. We all know frogs go pop in the microwave.
My 'learn to run 5k' is Zombies Run: getting fit and practicing for the Zombie Apocalypse.
She's the one who stole the Declaration of Independence.
He don't eat negros, now get him a hot dog and tea!