Gas Stations in Wisconsin be like
Dinner: Octodogs on Seaweed. Best Mom Ever?: Yes. Seriously. I'm a shoe-in.
My daughter caught her first fish...
Needless to say, we'll be trying again tomorrow. Also, I need a drink.
How can I keep my eyes on the road when I can't keep them off you?
Give a man a fish...
Stayed at a timeshare in the Dells this last weekend. Found this hidden under the entertainment center. Made my day.
Do I wanna take my baby sister bowling? Yes, yes I do.
This Mexican Bean Salad gives zero fucks
Baa, baa, Sweater Sheep, have you any wool? Yes, sir! Yes, sir! A fanny pack full!
In a pickle about how to preserve your pinot? Well, get this gherkin workin and all of your problems are solved!
We're just a bunch of pot heads
So far, only one recipient of my holiday card has noticed my subtle message this holiday season...
Promised my daughter we would build a snowman. Snow was pretty much totally unpackable. Here's our little snowdude.
The "I f*cking love ice cream" girl a year after becoming a meme...
Saw on my fb feed. A friend's cat "yelling at her" for setting off the fire alarm while making scrambled eggs.
Couldn't find the board that fits the A.C. into my window opening. Had to improvise.