ldstrike

35190 pts ยท December 7, 2012


I have an English degree and work in building maintenance. That should explain everything.

You ever rolled your ankle as a 7 year old? Cause thats all i did with these.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think it's the same reason that heavy metal heads are the nicest people you'll ever meet. It's because all the rage and hate has gotten out through the music and as far as goth girls are concerned through the clothing. Nothing is left but niceness and cuteness.

4 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Is this guy a pro therapist or psychologist? It would have taken me years to figure out that in-depth thought just with bored

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So is north korea,and they have actual nukes. Why aren't we doing anything about them?

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

So when is his nomination for Secretary of State?

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Gettim afro man!!! GET THEM!!!!

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jesus christ that whole family is the dictionary definition of white trash.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Its annoying how 50/50 this is.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Its gotta be the blowjob thing, i know it.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Unfortunately history shows us that the most detestable of people tend to live the longest, barring exceptions that merely prove the rule.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This has very strong Rodney with the school bus super trooper vibes.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Devil defend s their own.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just remember everyone, Tim Haggard The mega pastor, got turned in by his drug dealing transvestite boyfriend because they couldn't handle the hypocrisy anymore. So yeah, don't rape kids do drugs instead.

1 month ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Is... Is that a trick question?

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In all the hullabaloo that his masters made him cancel, they forgot to tell him to cancel it, and he himself will never think of it because he does not know what a train is. Technically speaking he doesn't even know what an infrastructure bill is.

1 month ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

There is an ancient saying from the before times my great grandfather taught me... "Lay down with whores wake up with crabs."

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Im just going to say it... I hate Shakespeare. His writing is so old that it belongs with the history majors not the english majors. Its like saying the epic of gilgamesh is good writing, its not, its just an example of early writing. Perfect for historical context, terrible for finding writing tips.

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Bachelors of english here, and im with you on that. I refuse to believe 'lolita' is some well written classic and not just the authors fantasy porn with extra steps.

1 month ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 5

If i want to watch a video about a tired hooker from latvia ill go to pornhub.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why do they always have their sunglasses hanging backwards like jackasses?

2 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I got two out of three but i live alone so a Costco membership would actually be a step back for me finance wise. Asian market for the win with cheap everything.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've never seen a monster truck twerk before.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't know about you but I'm going to be pretty embarrassed if all of a sudden all the Jehovah witnesses disappeared.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wait until you hear what mitsubishi makes.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or that old movie the shining, with the ball and the messed up animal costumes.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just one... More .. hamberder.. its all it takes.

2 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Heeerrreee comes the craaaasssshhhhh......

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My bad, yep Sheryl crow. Was still terrible.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tori amos did sweet child of mine, guns and roses. It went about as well as you would expect.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I believe his username is a Prachett reference. I cant remember which book.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0