4461 pts ยท February 20, 2012
Your momma is adorable and looks like she was a spitfire in her youth :D
? new kink unlocked!
MiL wisdom: number of stars you can see in the halo is the number of days before snow comes
Psst, as an American, I'm also afraid of Americans.
:o sweeeeeeet! Thank you!
Morning Glory Milking Farm.
My mom threw me a sweet 16 at a fire hall. Had a dj and everything. A handful of relatives, two friends, and my boyfriend showed up.
There's a subreddit that may be able to help you. /r/RandomActsOfBras
Heading to bed. Set the alarm when you get in
Sci-fu romance is my guilty pleasure
Wudder
I named a scar I have "little dh" after my husband because it looks like it's running to the bathroom and my dh shits a lot.
I'll slap my hubby's bum and yell "wohoo! Text message!"
I met my husband in kindergarten :)
His license said organ donor
The dog once headbutted me in the mouth. I had a swollen lip for a few days, had to go to urgent care to see if I needed stitches.
That is fucking awesome!!!
My husband and I are fairly positive we got ours from the drug store drive thru window x.x
I've started sleeping in satin bonnets. Total game changer.
Where did you get the purple outfit? Gorgeous!
Thanksgiving meal smell is my favorite... and I can't smell either. It was a sad day for me, too :( feel better!
Last year my family watched hallmark xmas movies for six looooong weeks while my mil was going through palliative care. Kept her focused.
My dog's 'butt fir' (the hair running down the back legs) got really curly and luscious when he was on chemo o.o
Same here.
My goober loves the vet. He's weird lol
Add a splash of dark rum while mixing in the cream cheese!
I was always sad they weren't scented ?
Your momma is adorable and looks like she was a spitfire in her youth :D
? new kink unlocked!
MiL wisdom: number of stars you can see in the halo is the number of days before snow comes
Psst, as an American, I'm also afraid of Americans.
:o sweeeeeeet! Thank you!
Morning Glory Milking Farm.
My mom threw me a sweet 16 at a fire hall. Had a dj and everything. A handful of relatives, two friends, and my boyfriend showed up.
There's a subreddit that may be able to help you. /r/RandomActsOfBras
Heading to bed. Set the alarm when you get in
Sci-fu romance is my guilty pleasure
Wudder
I named a scar I have "little dh" after my husband because it looks like it's running to the bathroom and my dh shits a lot.
I'll slap my hubby's bum and yell "wohoo! Text message!"
I met my husband in kindergarten :)
His license said organ donor
The dog once headbutted me in the mouth. I had a swollen lip for a few days, had to go to urgent care to see if I needed stitches.
That is fucking awesome!!!
My husband and I are fairly positive we got ours from the drug store drive thru window x.x
I've started sleeping in satin bonnets. Total game changer.
Where did you get the purple outfit? Gorgeous!
Thanksgiving meal smell is my favorite... and I can't smell either. It was a sad day for me, too :( feel better!
Last year my family watched hallmark xmas movies for six looooong weeks while my mil was going through palliative care. Kept her focused.
My dog's 'butt fir' (the hair running down the back legs) got really curly and luscious when he was on chemo o.o
Same here.
My goober loves the vet. He's weird lol
Add a splash of dark rum while mixing in the cream cheese!
I was always sad they weren't scented ?