I am short. Like, can't reach the top shelf kind of gal; the one who always writes on the lower side of the board if you know what I mean; that chick you see standing on the grocery store step stools to get the right kind of rum; so vertically challenged that I cannot become an astronaut (even though I don't know how they can justify that...I'm writing a strongly worded letter); that short girl. Also, for anybody wondering what the fuck my username means it is a play on my last name, also difficult to say...apparently. It is the name of the city I will create if I can gain enough power...
+1. You were right.
love this show!
He's gonna let the cheese drip to the floor
And his sultry tan companion
"Hey...come here...I gotta bone with your name on it"
"What else are you doing right now?" Dog
I work in Libertyville if that counts
Bumblefluff Crazysnatch is amazing
I need to change my pants
Stealin all those pink 50's grandma? You cheating whore...
9
"I'm just gonna put this riiiiight here."
Yall aren't going to say anything bout that tooth? He tried to push a TOOTH into his hand....
A hearty laugh escaped me this moment. +1 OP
I wish I knew what it was
DOUG
There are googly eyes on the lion/griffin thing next to the painting.
those eyes...
Your cat is dapper
This burns my soul like a thousand suns
That burns my soul like a thousand suns.
http://imgur.com/9oguLsJ
I really like purple yo.
Their eyes look back at the same time
It is a dog, can't you tell?
http://imgur.com/dwOPuzn
http://imgur.com/gdetmoK
lol, the duck is ducking
WE do
We know which one Putin is