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10961 pts ยท December 6, 2012


I have associative synesthesia, I wonder if our internal voice/thought process would be similar

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like to think of this meme as cumulative rather than as a streak. Like there literally hasnt been a single hour he isnt an embarrassment

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is why Saving Private Ryan is the ultimate movie. Tom Hanks has a disastrous journey...to rescue Matt Damon

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That freaky ass motherfucker goddam shit its fuckin weird

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I grew up down the street from one. They loved my mom. They spat in my face. You see my mom's 5'2 and im 6'6 and they hate tall things

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Brown asshole treats

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

I used to live in the North End, that stretch of the city is absolutely gorgeous. Plus that Big Dig ice cream flavor was the shit

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

An old tv trick is to have midgets running around on stage with props. They fit under camera lines & you only have to pay based on height

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

How come every time something happens someone always goes "Oh yeah and WHAT ABOUT THE TROOPS"?

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I just moved to Chicago and was thinking of tindering but I havent updated my facebook in like 2 years

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This ones for the rats / that hurled themselves into the ocean / when they saw that the pallets in the cargo bay / were just made of blow

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Hopefully one with legalized weed

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

At least have some flavor with it. Redbull, tequila, lime juice, grenadine. The Bloody Matador

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

this. Think Colbert. Even new Colbert there is an element of suspension of disbelief at times, whereas everything on Ellen happens irl

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

this. Think Colbert. Even new Colbert there is an element of suspension of disbelief at times, whereas everything on Ellen happens irl

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is more of a variety show, where the fourth wall, or at least a pretense of one exists. The skits & possible uses of character changes

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I've had tear gas and pepper spray shot at me, protected someone from getting batoned, and seen cops intentionally hide their identity

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

The Mega Bloks movie

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

The surgery was put off because the break happened when I was younger and II needed to finish growing to reduce the risks involved

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Doctor "creatively described the procedure" b/c he's familiar with the system

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I broke my nose when I was younger and couldn't breath out of it, insurance companies said surgery to fix was not necessary. To breath.

10 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

So delicious, and also literally the best thing you can do after a workout. Smoothies are also simply delicious & more incentive to work out

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Toilet facing medicine cabinet, one of the doors was open, and there was a large mirror propped up against the wall. Essentially a 3d movie

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't mean to brag but I got to watch myself poop from 3 different angles yesterday

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

There are high schoolers born after 9/11. What in the dick flipping shit

10 years ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 1

It was by accident he picked it up and I cant quite remember how it happened but for a split second he got distracted and it just slipped

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0