kryptoniteblunts

22719 pts · August 27, 2014


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Eat the fucking banana

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Yeah right, like he would have a chance with the bone queen

4 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 1

There’s a subway line running near my building. I hear it when it’s quiet and I’m on the 5th floor. I can’t imagine what it’s like for them.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

All this only to get smoked by a team of campers up top.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m actually sick at home with an actual note from an actual doctor but apparently I still need to show up on zoom meetings.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

To be fair people will protest anything here.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Exactly. We don’t owe you shit. Play the part or go the fuck home lmao.

4 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 8

Alright let’s stop doing world cups and whoever won it last stays world champion forever.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lmao guess what?

5 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

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5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jewish space laser? Ok wtf now?

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

bare-ass spanking a Siberian dude named Boris after a game of rock-paper-scissors. It was incredible. Visa’s hard to get tho.

5 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

like a virgin by Madonna while wearing ski masks. Almost everyone was excited to talk to me to practice their English and I ended up…

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Give Poison bar a try. I went there a few years back, there was a karaoke in the back where 4 very drunk Russian guys were butchering…

5 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Yes. Go in may it’s low season but the water is just a warm.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The fuck is parler? Are you guys ok over there?

5 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 0

Holy shit. Next fucking level.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know no feeling better than watching hundreds of orcs getting fucking steamrolled by the Rohirrim charge. And I’ve been in a threesome.

5 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

I wore this on the plane to Canada

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Okay yes

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Look at mr fancy pants over there in his mansion. My living room triples as my study AND my bedroom.

5 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

Oh right I forgot about that

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nope. Anyway it didn’t happen. Source: I live in Paris and I didn’t hear shit.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Outstanding. Much love.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Le Massachaussette

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Fuck I need that tank top

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0