krisdb

109 pts ยท January 22, 2015


I've yet to meet one person who misses their time in the military.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why would the daughter say "One person" when she knew it was her dad? Also, you could see the punchline a mile away.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I bet he hates all the attention. The best poker players play for the love of the game, not the money.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Holy Grail is not a cup, it's a person.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

21. Don't listen to generalized "advice"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

feminine hygiene reasons?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I read recently that people were upset about them indicating that Chuck Berry's sound originated from a white teenager.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There is an inverse relationship between looks and intelligence.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There would be no rock quarry at all if architects and designers didn't decide to use them.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Terrible advice. Comedy is not about fame, success and money. It's doing something you love.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

You don't even know her. She could be a psycho for all you know.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

oh, you crazy, soulless office workers!

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

More like Boobario.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

40 is the new 30.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you played everyday since you were in high school you would be just as good. The trick is to be born tall.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Never trust anyone that successful.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You can see the chips move when he slams the table.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

IMO she is just run of the mill hot. I like unique hot like Helena Bonham Carter and Emma Stone.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

my eyes!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Did the real Caesar stay here?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When you've done it enough that it becomes second nature, it's not so scary.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't get married, have kids or buy a house, then you don't have to work a job you hate.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Once the novelty wears off, trust me, you'll be glad you didn't.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

White people think everything they do is normal, when everything is weird to everyone else.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 7

No, because it's so nonsensical. Like skiing.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

A sport only a white person would create.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 15

It's all in the delivery.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

This is what happens when you're lucky enough to do something you love doing and get paid for it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Before I started exercising and taking an SSRI, I would get up in the morning and I would be as mentally tired as if I worked a full day.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0