109 pts ยท January 22, 2015
I've yet to meet one person who misses their time in the military.
Why would the daughter say "One person" when she knew it was her dad? Also, you could see the punchline a mile away.
I bet he hates all the attention. The best poker players play for the love of the game, not the money.
The Holy Grail is not a cup, it's a person.
21. Don't listen to generalized "advice"
feminine hygiene reasons?
I read recently that people were upset about them indicating that Chuck Berry's sound originated from a white teenager.
There is an inverse relationship between looks and intelligence.
There would be no rock quarry at all if architects and designers didn't decide to use them.
Terrible advice. Comedy is not about fame, success and money. It's doing something you love.
You don't even know her. She could be a psycho for all you know.
oh, you crazy, soulless office workers!
More like Boobario.
40 is the new 30.
Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
If you played everyday since you were in high school you would be just as good. The trick is to be born tall.
Never trust anyone that successful.
You can see the chips move when he slams the table.
IMO she is just run of the mill hot. I like unique hot like Helena Bonham Carter and Emma Stone.
my eyes!
Did the real Caesar stay here?
When you've done it enough that it becomes second nature, it's not so scary.
Don't get married, have kids or buy a house, then you don't have to work a job you hate.
Once the novelty wears off, trust me, you'll be glad you didn't.
White people think everything they do is normal, when everything is weird to everyone else.
No, because it's so nonsensical. Like skiing.
A sport only a white person would create.
It's all in the delivery.
This is what happens when you're lucky enough to do something you love doing and get paid for it.
Before I started exercising and taking an SSRI, I would get up in the morning and I would be as mentally tired as if I worked a full day.
I've yet to meet one person who misses their time in the military.
Why would the daughter say "One person" when she knew it was her dad? Also, you could see the punchline a mile away.
I bet he hates all the attention. The best poker players play for the love of the game, not the money.
The Holy Grail is not a cup, it's a person.
21. Don't listen to generalized "advice"
feminine hygiene reasons?
I read recently that people were upset about them indicating that Chuck Berry's sound originated from a white teenager.
There is an inverse relationship between looks and intelligence.
There would be no rock quarry at all if architects and designers didn't decide to use them.
Terrible advice. Comedy is not about fame, success and money. It's doing something you love.
You don't even know her. She could be a psycho for all you know.
oh, you crazy, soulless office workers!
More like Boobario.
40 is the new 30.
Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
If you played everyday since you were in high school you would be just as good. The trick is to be born tall.
Never trust anyone that successful.
You can see the chips move when he slams the table.
IMO she is just run of the mill hot. I like unique hot like Helena Bonham Carter and Emma Stone.
my eyes!
Did the real Caesar stay here?
When you've done it enough that it becomes second nature, it's not so scary.
Don't get married, have kids or buy a house, then you don't have to work a job you hate.
Once the novelty wears off, trust me, you'll be glad you didn't.
White people think everything they do is normal, when everything is weird to everyone else.
No, because it's so nonsensical. Like skiing.
A sport only a white person would create.
It's all in the delivery.
This is what happens when you're lucky enough to do something you love doing and get paid for it.
Before I started exercising and taking an SSRI, I would get up in the morning and I would be as mentally tired as if I worked a full day.