4133 pts · May 4, 2012
Male nurse from Norway
This post will put some hair on your chest
I love manchego
Well damn, the body is rather amazing sometimes. Other times somewhat retarded ? glad to hear she's doing well.
Wait what? Damn, how? How is she now?
^^ I bet, I'm just making puns
That's a fowl way to die
Q:How many Jaffa does it take to replace a lightbulb? A:Knowledge of Goa'uld magic is strictly forbidden.
What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have? Why, a catastrophe, of course!
Why does everyone invite ice cream to the party? It’s cool.
I ate four cans of alphabet soup yesterday. Then I had probably the biggest vowel movement ever.
Spring is here! I got so excited I wet my plants!
Nice bends on the hardline.
Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they don't know the words!
The meme potential here is huge
The first duty of every Starfleet officer is to the truth. Whether it's scientific truth, or historical truth, or personal truth.
Me and the wife
Pecker, hehe.
New day, new memes
Neat
Sorry officer, I did not know the Grammar police was patrolling this post x)
Just in the morning? I get out to do anything and I get back into bed asap xD
Ein swei drei it's the German Polizei
Every day
Buffalo Bill also used handcraft to work through his mental issues
Doug giving you great memories even now. Cherish those happy thoughts. Better to have loved and lost etc.
Bigtime user of Mickey D's though
This drug dealer misunderstood the definition of "fat stacks".
varicella- zoster virus?
Do not even blink
This post will put some hair on your chest
I love manchego
Well damn, the body is rather amazing sometimes. Other times somewhat retarded ? glad to hear she's doing well.
Wait what? Damn, how? How is she now?
^^ I bet, I'm just making puns
That's a fowl way to die
Q:How many Jaffa does it take to replace a lightbulb? A:Knowledge of Goa'uld magic is strictly forbidden.
What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have? Why, a catastrophe, of course!
Why does everyone invite ice cream to the party? It’s cool.
I ate four cans of alphabet soup yesterday. Then I had probably the biggest vowel movement ever.
Spring is here! I got so excited I wet my plants!
Nice bends on the hardline.
Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they don't know the words!
The meme potential here is huge
The first duty of every Starfleet officer is to the truth. Whether it's scientific truth, or historical truth, or personal truth.
Me and the wife
Pecker, hehe.
New day, new memes
Neat
Sorry officer, I did not know the Grammar police was patrolling this post x)
Just in the morning? I get out to do anything and I get back into bed asap xD
Ein swei drei it's the German Polizei
Every day
Buffalo Bill also used handcraft to work through his mental issues
Doug giving you great memories even now. Cherish those happy thoughts. Better to have loved and lost etc.
Bigtime user of Mickey D's though
This drug dealer misunderstood the definition of "fat stacks".
varicella- zoster virus?
Do not even blink