kilty01337

941 pts ยท July 3, 2020


Needs a straw disguised as a tongue

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I only remember checking via newspaper and then internet, never via phone

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The second one looks like it should be both protecting and trying to kill a necromancer named Timmy.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Drill bit works in a pinch too

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So a margarita glass and a mini margarita glass

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Drat I can't get these

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The number of people I've freaked out by saying "you're welcome to ask her but you'll need a ouija board" has been priceless

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Half the pleasure I get is from the smell

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That contest had some great entries

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Doesn't your Apple Newton get jealous of the palmpilot?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Diagnosis murder was pretty good

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Everything is edible atleast once

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're correct I looked it up and I am wrong

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If I remember correctly you can ban its discussion while on the clock except management, though management doesn't always meant managers

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 7

I suspect my local Walmart wasn't reporting covid cases to the health department as required.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I used to live overdraft to overdraft and not all that long ago

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plus all the ones in the jars

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Would the tongue get stuck to it?

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Some of us have to wear prop 65 warnings everytime we visit California.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A living wage is over 30 where I work and that's with rents going down a bit due to covid

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

400 1 cent hookerbots

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Someone fueled by pure spite

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I hate that there are 2 people who are significant in my life that could easily be posting this

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My name is too small too

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The one spewing less shit

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

You're pretty far from their face when eating them

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Do it in the tavern

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cant even buy an empty lot for that in my area

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I keep trying to get work to put up a crayon end cap for veterans day

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Its going to take that lizard a very long time to eat a dog that size

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