keyheart

1071 pts ยท March 9, 2018


My wife is laughing out loud at your sick burns btw. Your maturity and wisdom has brightened our morning. :D

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

along and just keep making it last longer so they can keep charging you for time. Gotta be assertive when you're ready to end it. Life tip.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Have you ever actually bought a hooker? I have! Being an adult is fun. I recommended Amsterdam but watch out they will try to string you

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh man I wish I was gay, I would suck every dick. Or bi at least. That would be rad. I sucked a dick one time but it wasn't much fun.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I appreciate your commitment to parallel structure.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah, I'm in my 30s. Fun fact: I can tell when my wife is awake when she farts. She does it every morning. Kaboom.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah gonna go with 13. It's saturday kid, you should go hang out with your friends. Or make some friends if you've none.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh kid, that meme was tired and inaccurate 15 years ago. Update your memes.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm getting early teen vibes off this. You're ~13, yes?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're terrible at this. I'm talking to a child, aren't I? Now I feel kinda bad for being mean to you.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OK but you didn't actually answer my question. What about that cool and attractive man upset you?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Baby doll I'm just killing time before my wife wakes up.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So you don't really have a point you're just mad because women like men who aren't you?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you mad because you're a huge fucking loser who can't get it?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What about an attractive and attentive father making women horny so upset you, my son?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gay men get laid pretty easy, actually. What exactly are you trying to communicate here beyond antipathy towards women? What is your point?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's a yes, then. Poor baby is mad at women, aww. I'm a married man and certified sex-haver.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you mad because women won't touch your lil' peepee?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Republicans are also physically unable to be critical of the Republican Party and will respond to any criticism by shouting OBAMA CLINTON

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Haha, fuck cheaters. If you cheat and get caught you're too stupid to be cheating in the first place. Get fucked.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Republicans fight on behalf of the wealthy. They don't even pretend to do otherwise anymore.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Happy to see fewer idiots using public roads for their own dangerous hobbies. Find something less disrupting to do in your spare time.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

the fuck is wrong with you

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck off.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I wish I could beam this truth into every man's brain directly.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

If you understand the appeal of Space Marines you understand the appeal of fascism.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Assholes never learn. They think they can drive how they want and fuck everyone else. Then they cause shit like this.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nerd culture is full of immature shitty children who get emotional about pop culture because they lack any real meaning in their lives.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Oh look, more men trying to find any reason at all to call women lying sluts. Zero empathy for women who are abused. Men are terrible.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 11