37724 pts ยท June 19, 2011
Vice President of petting cats
What the fuck does this even mean?!
Good on him for evolving.
Fortune magazine is the worst.
Why doesn't she go by her real name?
Tell me you've never been in a library without telling me you never been in one before.
Big deal. I bet that don't pull a muscle if they get out of a chair too fast like me!
RIP Lancer :(
I'll let you in on a secret. 99.9% of us don't know what we're doing either!
I second the boob guard mention!
And your colon if you're brave enough
I tip extra if they don't talk to me.
I think our dogs are related!
Can confirm. I was the ice cream that didn't get eaten.
Tapehead here! Check them for mold before playing them.
We should start a club lol
I feel ya. I'll be 40 in July and it just seems strange
Borowitz is the best
And I'm over here falling down after hitting my shin on the bed frame
Shrek 3
My kids when it's time to put the legos away https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKDRU5IagHY
So this is where the color red comes from!
That kind of response is no good. Too many people take his word as gospel.
oh boy, lol
Ben Carson?!
Bingo. I ended a relationship with a girl because of similar behaviour. Not enough time in the day for this bullshit.
The crochet, the lady, the cat all look majestic!
Got em!
What the fuck does this even mean?!
Good on him for evolving.
Fortune magazine is the worst.
Why doesn't she go by her real name?
Tell me you've never been in a library without telling me you never been in one before.
Big deal. I bet that don't pull a muscle if they get out of a chair too fast like me!
RIP Lancer :(
I'll let you in on a secret. 99.9% of us don't know what we're doing either!
I second the boob guard mention!
And your colon if you're brave enough
I tip extra if they don't talk to me.
I think our dogs are related!
Can confirm. I was the ice cream that didn't get eaten.
Tapehead here! Check them for mold before playing them.
We should start a club lol
I feel ya. I'll be 40 in July and it just seems strange
Borowitz is the best
And I'm over here falling down after hitting my shin on the bed frame
Shrek 3
My kids when it's time to put the legos away https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKDRU5IagHY
So this is where the color red comes from!
That kind of response is no good. Too many people take his word as gospel.
oh boy, lol
Ben Carson?!
Bingo. I ended a relationship with a girl because of similar behaviour. Not enough time in the day for this bullshit.
The crochet, the lady, the cat all look majestic!
Got em!