keepBezosInSpazos

914 pts ยท September 25, 2020


Stayed below the deck. Everyone rushed to the top and cried, cheers, waved at their home.

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Imagine being away from home for 6 years, stare death in the face in foreign lands, then make it home when your brother's didn't. No one...

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What's F.O.D.?

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Trolls probably

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#20 some libraries support Overdrive, an app for free audiobooks

4 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 3

Chris P. Bacon

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#6 vagina. Not a bad word. Vagina. Vagina. Vaaaagiiiiinaaaa

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I'm angry when someone ate my grilled cheese sandwich; I'm terrified when the someone is a bear.

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I was not aware. I am now; and now I have a new obsession

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks lol

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#23 I don't get it. Does it mean thigh-high socks?

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Welcome to the Berenstain Bears dimension.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Operations admin here, same shit lol

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I'm kinda jealous actually

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#17 suck me off. I've wrangled with geckos, marmots, bats, and skunks when the men were terrified.

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Despite what fuckless neckbeards say, all bodies are beauty. Flaunt ya assets, dominate the room, make them beg for more. You're a queen

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I look like that too, and I get love all the time. Who cares what some virgin on twitter says.

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Keep tryna kill her studs though.

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#21 had me thinking Betty White had died

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Who is this Canadian hero?

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If taking care of myself wasn't so much work, I wouldn't be so burnt out from taking care of myself

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I heard a Stardew Valley sound in there

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This donut is hungry.

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I fucking love both and I would love to crochet them myself!

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Now I crave pasta. thanks

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Even if I wanted it, those are not fitting these thighs lmao

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#19 what? 0 bones is not more than 0 bones

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Looks cool. Smells nasty

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