269 pts ยท September 17, 2015
Knallerfrauen?
Good sex is when it isn't annoying or gross, so not a hard target to beat.
That flat iron is a very bad idea on that dye
Why is there a single oar?
Runs back for a master's, end up simultaneously over and under qualified for every fucking job. Back to bartending, like before college.
Your girlfriend might have a problem if she isn't aware of this. Is her cooking an extreme of flavors? Too little, or too much?
If we tell you the beard is tickling too much to make it work, it will never work while the beard remains.
I love how men felt that raising or spending time with children was a burden they didn't want to bear.
This guy was the keynote speaker at an agricultural seminar, he never once addressed anything related to ag, just soapboxed the whole thing
What stage of capitalism is this?
If you have a store like Marshal's, you can get them cheap.
Like sweet almond, it's mostly a texture thing
Send him a picture of another dick and ask him if he likes it, and follow with another dick. Just a stream of dicks.
Funding for developmental biology?
It's a tree
It's glorious, are you buying or selling?
Back biter is someone who complains about people behind their back or after they leave
Ask her to turn it down, you back biter. Open your mouth at her.
Looks delicious!
Because money
Disc golf is the ICP of sports
Holy fuck, send me that candy...NOW!
It is one of the few state sanctioned days off, love it or hate it, it's a day off your boss can't take from you once you level up.
Echinopsis
Your face is gonna stick like that
Dude, if I bought $1000 of anything I'd probably have the cops called on me
It also means outstanding or favorite child
It means root, but it is almost never used alone.
Which dialect are you attempting to use?
Where's your BCAAs, creatine, bulletproof mega lean and slam ball? Are you even trying?
Knallerfrauen?
Good sex is when it isn't annoying or gross, so not a hard target to beat.
That flat iron is a very bad idea on that dye
Why is there a single oar?
Runs back for a master's, end up simultaneously over and under qualified for every fucking job. Back to bartending, like before college.
Your girlfriend might have a problem if she isn't aware of this. Is her cooking an extreme of flavors? Too little, or too much?
If we tell you the beard is tickling too much to make it work, it will never work while the beard remains.
I love how men felt that raising or spending time with children was a burden they didn't want to bear.
This guy was the keynote speaker at an agricultural seminar, he never once addressed anything related to ag, just soapboxed the whole thing
What stage of capitalism is this?
If you have a store like Marshal's, you can get them cheap.
Like sweet almond, it's mostly a texture thing
Send him a picture of another dick and ask him if he likes it, and follow with another dick. Just a stream of dicks.
Funding for developmental biology?
It's a tree
It's glorious, are you buying or selling?
Back biter is someone who complains about people behind their back or after they leave
Ask her to turn it down, you back biter. Open your mouth at her.
Looks delicious!
Because money
Disc golf is the ICP of sports
Holy fuck, send me that candy...NOW!
It is one of the few state sanctioned days off, love it or hate it, it's a day off your boss can't take from you once you level up.
Echinopsis
Your face is gonna stick like that
Dude, if I bought $1000 of anything I'd probably have the cops called on me
It also means outstanding or favorite child
It means root, but it is almost never used alone.
Which dialect are you attempting to use?
Where's your BCAAs, creatine, bulletproof mega lean and slam ball? Are you even trying?