katilion

931 pts · April 19, 2014


Something

Don't be her back up. Friends sure. But don't pretend she has any real feelings for you. You're a unicorn, that horn is number 1.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I skimmed the end because this is a repost and yet I'm still crying Jesus!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And dead it seems....

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn, humans go hard in Earth.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

E. Coli though.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#teamhuman

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#teamhuman

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

#teamhuman

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Every time Zelda talks in BotW

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The week Pokémon Go came out, there was. black lives matter protest in my hometown.... so yes and no....

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I AMA basket case every time I read these.... those people are just so perfect, we don't deserve them.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you really have to dispose of it, I'll take it off your hands.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My bloody hemroid keeps me up at night.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm sure had you used alternative facts, she would have been able to continue your discussion.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 188 Dislikes 9

I'm only accepted and you don't see me complaining... still got my upvote though.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think our president has investments in that country and that's why it wasn't included...

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

Props! I'm thinner, not by much... maybe I'm not, but damn girl! Get it!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

But what if it was an executive order?!?!?! Not this administration, maybe next.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That, let's do that.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Let's storm the Bastille, I mean White House.... I mean congress? I mean... where should we start?

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Incompetent, I meant incompetent..., this is how the internet destroys me...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Naw, his people have to decide... which is probably why he chose such incapable human beings (wastes of DNA)

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We're all still bitching about Bernie... and there's Bernie, still fighting... he was the hero we deserved, but we still need him.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

But if I can't give up meat, eating less of it and riding my bike instead could help? Right?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's no proof that climate change is dangerous, it's natural... said no scientist/climatologist ever

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You're doing a great job, I know it's hard, but it'll be worth all your patience.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I got aids from her

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damp is Dickbutt's original form.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*in the voice of little butler* you people have too much money.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0