jwan

12034 pts · December 11, 2013


Shh. They’re in short supply these days.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s close. Tastes of toast, not cinders, so I think I got away with it. Oven freaked out and locked the bloody door with the bread inside.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

On Signatures; Don Trumpcock : Signing inappropriately with Sharpie; John Hancock : Signing dramatically large.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Indeed

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bunnies in Sunnies

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is it just me, or does the progress bar look like Hobbes?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where is your towel?

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Feel free to disagree with OED!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Sorry, love.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Nucking futters. The lot of ‘em.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not generally.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

“They” is an acceptable singular pronoun in modern usage. Language changes, yo. Also, you’re being pedantic about Twitter??

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

I’m one of the only non-doctorates where I work. If they introduce themselves as Dr So-and-so, I ask that they call me Master.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Damn. I legit teared up at this.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Large zucchini.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Prospect and refuge.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I vote fuckwit. As in “fragile as fuckwit”

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I’ve got several, and the quality is beautiful.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Plus those grapes need snipping out of bunches.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

With meat/dairy/crackers mixed in and all touching there’s cross contamination that makes it impossible for people with digestive issues.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Rah rah

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Especially a fart.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The Princess Uncle

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The Princess Uncle

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Where’s the Unicorn?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I’ve seen this posted quite a few times. This is the most plausible of all the explanations I’ve seen.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Big Dicks *is his little brother’s *cat.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

There’s a typo too. Big dicks is his little brother’s cat.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1