juzzfuzz

6914 pts ยท July 15, 2015


There was a pug at one of the places I used to work at that loved chewing on carrots but could also barely breathe while doing it, snoring/crunching simultaneously. You could have recorded it for a horror movie

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You WOKE MORALIST! whatever that means

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You have to also actively retaliate against college students that ask basic normal questions and then suggest that they have ulterior motives and shut them down

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This a known exploit in the chickOS

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But watch out for suicidal teenagers trying to kill themselves all over your property

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To shreds you say

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I once accidentally elbowed a mime in the face whilst invisible. They got a lot of tips that day

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The heat*!

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can't stand the heart, my body is like a nuclear reactor and builds up the heat fast, I really never even notice or react the the cold. But I live in the south of Australia and I'm very pale so if you shine a high lumin torch on me I'll probably burn

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's why it's called fart lek training

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nobody wants to see my 3 1/2 inch floppy

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Something something no taxation without representation... apparently ya country was founded on this bull

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When Bill Nye came back on Netflix, he did a weed episode and I remember him talking about hemp and how useful it can be

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank God it's so easy to remember

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Better looking drivers

3 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I get my arms licked every day... they dont stop when I ask

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Tomb Raider or Infernal Machine?" "Which one should I play" "No which one should you play FIRST?

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Could superman be circumcised? What could do the job?

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One day when I'm not driving a forklift and stressing myself out, I want to make a comic about a grisly older commissar with an eye patch, having to drop to an icy planet after a chaos attack. And the commissar he mentored, stuck repairing the other half of the ship in orbit, she keeps suggesting palliative care whenever he complains about conditions down there

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Poor hungry dinos, they deserve a treat

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bobby tables!

1 month ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

By year I mean in the last year, as far as I know nobody has died yet in 2026, at a Cleanaway site

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And make spegato

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I like the dinner after that many years later

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well I wouldn't drive my forklift with a controller, can't image doing that with a death trap that already needed repairing. Cleanaway had a forklift hit and kill somebody just this year and that was on land

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The $30 one starts to turn green though

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No need to be alarmisen, but I've accidentally got stuck my whole armisen, pretty far away from a pharmisen

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wonderful idea, also could drive theirs into a dead end where they can't turn around and then place a full liquid IBC in the way

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fair enough, sorry for being this harsh

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1