135200 pts ยท December 28, 2015
I hate to summarize, but I love to winterize... Single no longer dad. Professional artist and blacksmith. I love you all and I'm proud of most of you. Cute puppy video! https://youtu.be/j5a0jTc9S10
Jeff Goldblum is 6' 4", who knew?
All of walmarts vendors are involved in a price fixing scheme. Because if they refuse to sell to Walmart at a lower price than everyone else, Walmart won't buy their products and they lose 75% of their business.
#5 Sorry but "Careful! I left my 'Lego' all over the floor" just sounds wrong. And "I left my 'Lego bricks' all over the floor" isn't much better.
Casu martzu = maggoty cheese (a delicacy in some parts of Italy)
More dicks boobs and butts?
They're still arpund
Did you know that there are 14 'air bud' movies? That's one almost every year from 1997 to 2013. 23 If you include the "air buddies" movies.
They're all standing on tip toe. The sand must be hot.
Try golden delicious tho
The most aggressively bisexual movie ever produced
Intimidating
Don't stop believing
No, you see it doesn't count as a sex trafficking ring unless you have business cards printed with "sex trafficker" as the letterhead and report it on your taxes.
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1eWtsejh4czBiaXR1cnN3aG52bWw0NHNmZTFta25vMmNxcHZoazV6dSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/5Ai0EgvrOrKeSjAPXs/200w.webp
It's for time travel. She went back and gave it to herself
See? Thats how you get involved in politics!
#3 huh?
The kids are alright
Eat hot chip
Sap-phic love
Goddamn fucking cultural paradigm shifts are messing with my brunch
#26 ew no thank you
If you are a pretty lady who wishes to post slightly lewd pictures of yourself on the internet, It would seem prudent to make sure motherfuckers know you're armed.
funfact: the dolphin swimming scene was done with practical effects. adam sandler really got hooked up to a harness and got dragged through the water like that
He wants to fork her
thurshday
Aww.
But the captive scientist would think "I could put the detonator in backwards!.... oh... no, no, I must make this nuclear bomb functional because EVERYONE knows what those look like, and if I do it wrong it will be obvious".
They did a study of elephants brain activity and saw that they have the same reaction to seeing humans as we do to puppies. They think we're cute!
Jeff Goldblum is 6' 4", who knew?
All of walmarts vendors are involved in a price fixing scheme. Because if they refuse to sell to Walmart at a lower price than everyone else, Walmart won't buy their products and they lose 75% of their business.
#5 Sorry but "Careful! I left my 'Lego' all over the floor" just sounds wrong.
And "I left my 'Lego bricks' all over the floor" isn't much better.
Casu martzu = maggoty cheese (a delicacy in some parts of Italy)
More dicks boobs and butts?
They're still arpund
Did you know that there are 14 'air bud' movies? That's one almost every year from 1997 to 2013.
23 If you include the "air buddies" movies.
They're all standing on tip toe. The sand must be hot.
Try golden delicious tho
The most aggressively bisexual movie ever produced
Intimidating
Don't stop believing
No, you see it doesn't count as a sex trafficking ring unless you have business cards printed with "sex trafficker" as the letterhead and report it on your taxes.
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1eWtsejh4czBiaXR1cnN3aG52bWw0NHNmZTFta25vMmNxcHZoazV6dSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/5Ai0EgvrOrKeSjAPXs/200w.webp
It's for time travel. She went back and gave it to herself
See? Thats how you get involved in politics!
#3 huh?
The kids are alright
Eat hot chip
Sap-phic love
Goddamn fucking cultural paradigm shifts are messing with my brunch
#26 ew no thank you
If you are a pretty lady who wishes to post slightly lewd pictures of yourself on the internet, It would seem prudent to make sure motherfuckers know you're armed.
funfact: the dolphin swimming scene was done with practical effects. adam sandler really got hooked up to a harness and got dragged through the water like that
He wants to fork her
thurshday
Aww.
But the captive scientist would think "I could put the detonator in backwards!.... oh... no, no, I must make this nuclear bomb functional because EVERYONE knows what those look like, and if I do it wrong it will be obvious".
They did a study of elephants brain activity and saw that they have the same reaction to seeing humans as we do to puppies. They think we're cute!