justsome

135200 pts ยท December 28, 2015


I hate to summarize, but I love to winterize... Single no longer dad. Professional artist and blacksmith. I love you all and I'm proud of most of you. Cute puppy video! https://youtu.be/j5a0jTc9S10

Jeff Goldblum is 6' 4", who knew?

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

All of walmarts vendors are involved in a price fixing scheme. Because if they refuse to sell to Walmart at a lower price than everyone else, Walmart won't buy their products and they lose 75% of their business.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#5 Sorry but "Careful! I left my 'Lego' all over the floor" just sounds wrong.

And "I left my 'Lego bricks' all over the floor" isn't much better.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Casu martzu = maggoty cheese (a delicacy in some parts of Italy)

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

More dicks boobs and butts?

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They're still arpund

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did you know that there are 14 'air bud' movies? That's one almost every year from 1997 to 2013.

23 If you include the "air buddies" movies.

3 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

They're all standing on tip toe. The sand must be hot.

3 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Try golden delicious tho

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

The most aggressively bisexual movie ever produced

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Intimidating

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Don't stop believing

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, you see it doesn't count as a sex trafficking ring unless you have business cards printed with "sex trafficker" as the letterhead and report it on your taxes.

1 month ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 1

It's for time travel. She went back and gave it to herself

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

See? Thats how you get involved in politics!

6 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

#3 huh?

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The kids are alright

10 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Eat hot chip

11 months ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 1

Sap-phic love

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Goddamn fucking cultural paradigm shifts are messing with my brunch

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#26 ew no thank you

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you are a pretty lady who wishes to post slightly lewd pictures of yourself on the internet, It would seem prudent to make sure motherfuckers know you're armed.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

funfact: the dolphin swimming scene was done with practical effects. adam sandler really got hooked up to a harness and got dragged through the water like that

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He wants to fork her

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

thurshday

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Aww.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But the captive scientist would think "I could put the detonator in backwards!.... oh... no, no, I must make this nuclear bomb functional because EVERYONE knows what those look like, and if I do it wrong it will be obvious".

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They did a study of elephants brain activity and saw that they have the same reaction to seeing humans as we do to puppies. They think we're cute!

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