juria

6483 pts ยท June 30, 2012


Best not to be a cunt

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You don't own the road, but you definitely have to live next door to the people you start a parking war with.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

*intrapersonal damn autocorrect

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Emotional intelligence involves the inter- and interpersonal skills it takes to make money in the real world.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's definitely not a fun time to be a teacher in the United States.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The kids are honestly one of the only perks about the job! It's the parents and admins that really can break a teacher.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oobleck!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No problem! Not sure how effective the show is now because the moms are all pseudocelebs though.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Definitely still enough to discourage me from motherhood! Ten years later and still no baby!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The digital log showed that it was fucked so I got an A and an apology. My teacher was really cool.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I had to do the same when mine glitched over the weekend as hungry for 48 hours straight.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Strapped the diaper magnet to the face and just quit trying. 10 years later and still not a mom by choice.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Life hack: the magnet in the bottle is the same as the magnet in the diaper. Mine glitched over the weekend and got stuck on "hungry" 48 hrs

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I agree wholeheartedly! If you want a kid, work with them first.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

How do you go about doing this?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Until he intentionally poisoned them. "They ate my cookies and I was sad" versus "he dosed me without my consent."

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 4

Or how about be an adult and not poison your roommates and just wait for your lease to be up? That's a pretty good one too.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

It's worth more internet points and at the end, isn't that what it's all about? /s

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 5

I had a student correct me when I called them tech decks this year.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In many cultures, there is a lengthy journey portion to the afterlife that depends upon the survivors to uphold cultural grieving rituals.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Smoke big weed.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I recommend a good channel to follow! I started doing yoga in February and have been doing Yoga with Adrienne on YouTube!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was a 2 month process for both meds. Definitely not an overnight fix.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yoga has helped me wean off 2/3 of my anxiety meds. I thought my therapist was crazy, but I committed to trying. She was right.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have a similar issue. I always explain to my husband what I want ahead of time just fun case I get stuck.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A huge thanks to you from a teacher! Our custodians are some of my favorite people at my school!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My wedding 5 years ago was tangled themed because my husband and I both loved it so much!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

34.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're top comment in my heart, pal.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0