jupitermonkey

102649 pts ยท November 3, 2017


just your friendly neighborhood comment farmer I am an electrical and software engineer by profession and enjoy artsy and sciency stuff. Hit me up if you want to chat about the universe or something. Don't look at my favourites! (they're mostly lewd) 01101000 01110100 01110100 01110000 01110011 00111010 00101111 00101111 01101001 00101110 01101001 01101101 01100111 01110101 01110010 00101110 01100011 01101111 01101101 00101111 01100001 01001011 01100001 01001111 01110001 01001001 01101000 00101110 01100111 01101001 01100110 01110110

i don't get the appeal, these things barely go to space. i still don't get why we have to pollute the upper atmosphere for tourism.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i don't get what benefit or advancement to science they are doing with these minute-long peeks out of earth's atmosphere.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

i'm curious, what do you think is the fake part here?

4 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 4

people are just overgrown teenagers, you tell them they can't do something, they're going to do that even harder.

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

you mean stovepost

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

well, they have to procure the stick, then travel to location, setup equipment, actually find a person skilled enough to wield the stick...

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

its an ok lubricant for masturbation, if you can manage to keep soap away from mucous membranes, doing that is impossible during sex though.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 22

the most powerful country in the world & women need to travel across state borders to get abortions.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

i choose option c, bone juice.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

how would that be relevant to having coarse skin? they do need to catch fast prey though, thats why I asked.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

any internal injuries.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

if they are pointed towards the tail and i'm pulling the shark from the tail then its fine for my hands, right? unless the pulling causes >

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

why would shark skin be coarse? wouldn't that just cause them to waste energy while swimming because of viscous drag?

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

is the shark actually able to breathe on buckets of water? don't they need to be constantly moving underwater to have water in their gills?

4 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

real estate agent: "... and there's easy access to water for all the electrical fires"

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

thats just evolution baby!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

and dolphins?

4 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

okay, don't pull out guns, i'll say it however you want.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i'd say it gets slightly better right after the shitting

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i'm a computer engineer, why shouldn't i just give my raw uncompiled code to customers? not knowing how to compile isn't an excuse.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

build it within the next hour or you're not getting your pee break.

4 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

correct, he is semen-y

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

*strategically placed sand

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

pulled up so fast, it amputated her leg

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

have you tried elon musk's new revolutionary chip in the brain technology? /s (ps it was some heavy load of bullshit from the ol musky)

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

of course, the horse, duh! its a 5g energy horse!

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

you mean 16384 furmans

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that's right

4 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

i call bullshit, you didn't properly do the number 8

4 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 0

hey pssst, thats a bot you were talking to.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0