jumperforce

440 pts ยท October 24, 2014


meow

Upvoted every oh. Regretted my decision at first but I was determined to see it through.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The unitasker, it burnssss usss

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah I was suddenly unsure of the point of the post when I saw him. He is appropriately professional and well off as a cat behaviorist.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

The suspense was real on that part

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Except for the dire case of heebie jeebies they may give you

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My uncle scared me with a mop in my grandmother's basement when I was 8 and I am still wary of the room it happened in. I'm 26.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have a dishwasher and don't use it. I don't have enough dishes to fill it up, I use a lot of the same dishes every day :/

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I saw a girl crash into a wall while trying to park.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Of course. Bender is a lone wolf, a solitary eagle, a cuddly baby tapir. And that's why I love him.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not sure that pee is worse than puke

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Agressive glass booping

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I accidentally bought myself incontinence pads, before. It was at a gas station.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They are technically illegal. They get away with them because of nuances and loop holes. They are inherently corrupt.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Maybe she isn't the one who bought it. I kinda don't believe it happened, but people do buy presents for other people sometimes I hear.

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Wow why the hell does everyone hate this, jeez relax.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, that is exactly what I see too. And now I want to play it.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just watched this last night! :)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have three cats, one flees at the smell of it and the other two will aggressively fight each other over it, so kind of a lose/lose

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Awkward moment when I asked if my German family's presents for me were 'gifts' and they looked at each other very confused

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Still blackmail, sure, still wrong, sure, but there have been worse causes.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everyone's missing the part of the story where the hackers said they wouldn't expose anyone at all if the website agreed to shut down

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Of course I had the further pleasure of cleaning it up for her after she insincerely apologized

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I had the pleasure of a mother forcing her kid to have a milkshake at my shop, even tho the kid said he didn't feel well, and he threw up

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

it's like fennec knows that cat is chill, so fennec is trying to be reserved out of respect for cat, but he just loves cat sooo much

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Those were my two favorites when I was a kid.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've put the lid down my entire life. Animals think toilets are pools.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not unusual for cats to have pica, that is they eat things that are not food. Mine does and he has bloody poops from it. It is a problem.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nier

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Today my very tall friend nonchalantly stepped over my coffee table to get to an otherwise blocked vacant spot on the couch. I was amazed.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't know how long ago you were, but it's changed a lot in recent years. More straight up with prices and make profit on warranties etc

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1