jsowder32

521 pts ยท November 19, 2017


At the risk of being too pedantic - something about yourself!

That is absolutely, positively, with-out-a-doubt, no exception the roundest human being I have ever seen. Perfect relationship with Pi(e)

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When she's not ready, but still loves you enough to swallow like a champ.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Writing? Notarized? I'd add 3 witnesses as well! Plus a viagra - rape isn't my thing and hope exhibitionism is ok too (*3* witnesses min)

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Really? All these years I wondered by I didn't get a quarter under my pillow. This explains everything!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Accidentally? No mate, everything in Australia wants to kill you on purpose! Bad-ass though - she survived to tell the story.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shrug, maybe He just wanted to help some of them overcome their claustrophobia? Either way, I feel very happy that 12 children are now safe.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Just as was hoped, they found a cave above the waterline and waited for rescue.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

SHE CUTS OFF HEADS AND COOKS THEM, and you lunatics are guessing at her age? Just please don't ask if she's pregnant!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"too much"? I gotta ask - How much is just enough? O-O

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Dammit Frank, we have assigned parking for a reason. If you take my spot one more time, you'll regret it!"

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The infamous glowing boot nope. Enemy of the common soldier and scourge of humanity. Kill it. Kill it with napalm!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Uhm..if you have to practice that move, you might be dating the wrong women.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

That description seems appropriate. If I ran into one of those, I'd wee all over myself! Who knew Godzilla's cousin lives in Michigan?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn Sue! Never heard of a pedicure?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hate it when people don't bother to check their facts before posting. That is obviously a Focke-Wulf 190! SMH

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Excuse me, I'm Inspector Johnson. We have a report that your bum might explode. I need you to come with me for a thorough examination..."

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

See the track underneath? The idea is to stay in the chair through your launch and the inevitable explosion headed your way afterward.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait. That's not how girls normally laugh once they're in a relationship? I mean, all my friend's partners laughed like that...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Know the feel. A fan, TV or https://asoftmurmur.com/ - if it is still a thing after a few months, might get a PTSD check to be safe.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unfortunately for Edward, the toothbrush wasn't invented until after his 153rd birthday.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bees make propolis. They use it as a sealant for the hive.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dafuq is that? That's enough nope to keep me out of lakes forever.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And? Seems perfectly appropriate to the situation if you ask me.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

An average Friday night at my place. Imma have to put that tape back on my camera lens I guess.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

About time someone punched that Cullen boy in the mouth!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I count 23 nopes, coincidentally lined up like a really long death stick.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The three most important factors in real estate - Location, Location, Location

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You didn't post the stats. What's the dmg on that thing?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

[40 years later] "You kids think you suffer after Chipotle? You don't know REAL suffering! During the war, when I was in North Africa..."

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0