jscuster

143088 pts · June 4, 2014


When you make one comment that doubles your fake internet points, it's hard to not feel like the rest of your life has been one big lie. *** No, I do not own Austin Books and Comics. Just grabbed a photo off the web for my job story. They have a fine shop, though. ***

The fucked up thing about this scene is that Vinny, not her, figured this out on his own. She’s only on the stand to confirm what he had already deciphered. She’s the car expert, but Vinny reached this conclusion all on his own and only called her to the stand to dunk on the prosecution.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

And if it came out of every cop’s pension not just the offender, maybe the good apples would see value in getting rid of the bad… “Here’s your latest pension update, after paying out on this year’s claims, your projected retirement benefits have been reduced by $83 per month.”

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

That combo of music and slow-mo could make almost anything look cool. Even opening the fridge to grab some string cheese.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean the whole Fast and Furious franchise is just one long expensive D&D campaign with the characters leveling up as they go, forcing the DM to keep making bigger and badder BBEGs.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I’m informed there are tons of OnlyFans accounts now that use bots to respond to their subscribers. Services like Botly let them preselect whether the bot responds trying to get tips or engagement or just flirts with the subscriber each day.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

FIST BUMP

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I’ve done the audiobook for Project Hail Mary by Andy Weir a total of 19 times so far. And I’ll probably listen to it 5 more times before the movie comes out.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Most populated, yes. Largest, no. The city of Chongqing is larger than the country of Austria and nearly the size of South Carolina.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was bitten in my bicep by a brown recluse while camping. Went to a doc in the box a couple days later. Nurse takes vitals and everything. Super bored. Just going about her day. Asks me to raise my sleeve. Turns back to me and half-screams GAHHH when she sees the arm. They gave me some sort of leprosy meds. Healed up fine. But for a while my arm had a sinkhole in it, collapsed in on itself.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Buddy Lee Don’t Play In The Streets would be so proud.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of the naked woman selling a teapot on eBay a million years ago.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’ve been exclusively Firefox on my laptop for about that long. On my phone it’s Brave.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Depends on the state. Some states require annual inspections of all sorts of things. Some require annual smog inspections. Some you can basically do whatever you want.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh, some times I think back to when I was younger. Life was so much simpler then…

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The nice thing is, if you tear a hole in fishnets, there are fewer holes than when you started.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Portland gets snow a handful of times a year, but it gets rain about a hundred times each winter. Current forecast is rain for 14 of the next 15 days.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It took me over two decades to pay off my student loans. First year after graduation they were more than my rent on a two bedroom apartment. Absolutely unaffordable. I paid what I could. The balance kept growing. Millstone around my neck my entire 30s. I finally paid them completely off. No one should go through that. Wipe them out after 10 years. Wipe them out once payments equal the original loan. Something. But no one should be burdened for 24 years.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

I wish he’d had the guts to push for a living wage as the minimum wage when it debuted. But he didn’t. The minimum wage of FDR’s lifetime was the lowest (in purchasing power) in history.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Back in the 90s when my mom had a heart attack and stopped smoking after 25 years, her local grocery store got stuck with over 50 cartons of her brand that apparently no one else was buying.

2 years ago | Likes 100 Dislikes 0

And it was announced this week that Juicy Fruit is being discontinued. The only thing I reliably lasted longer than.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My first dog from my childhood died 35 years ago and he still shows up in my dreams sometimes. Still a good boy.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

So like the Bible.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I dunno. The kids at my Dutch Bros do this when the weather is bad and they told me they fight over who gets the outdoor gig because they get huge tips.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I like the pic with your dog.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Her job (same as MTG, Gaetz, and the rest) isn’t to do anything legislative, it’s to draw as much media attention as possible so that the actual evil politicians can continue to rape and pillage the country away from prying eyes. She’s exceptionally good at her job. Every time we are looking at her train wreck of a life, we aren’t looking at the people doing real harm.

2 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 0