jpb103

99681 pts ยท May 17, 2012


My name is JP. I'm 29 at the moment I'm writing this. I'm a dude, so if you ask for a picture of my tits, you'll know what to expect. I'm a systems analyst for a software company that manages ACA compliance for American companies.

The convenience has induced an erection

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They aren't trying to be aircraft, they're trying to get some fuck

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I have intermittent insomnia. Sleep fine for a few months, then not at all for three days. Sleep hygiene helps sometimes.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, I agree.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A fine showing. Well done

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#8 a niche binary meme?? I'm here for it

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#5 I feel like that's pretty unfair to satanic rituals.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A good showing. Well done

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Life is what happens when math is unsupervised for long enough

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm grateful for everything and everyone I have in my life.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nicholas Cage will literally accept and act in any role.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have considered taking my phone apart just to surgically remove the Bixby button entirety.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want it so badly it HURTS

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Interesting stuff, thanks!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hell yeah persistence hunting. Oldest form of hunting known

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

4 fawns at best, probably still only 2.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As for garlic. I typically use fresh but only because I accidentally bought an obscene amount of it. I also have a jar of pre-minced.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kosher salt is fucking amazing. I use it in almost everything. Iodized salt has its uses, though. Really a D- meme.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

A nice collection. Well done.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

5 people died, only one was shot. 1 of the deaths was a Capitol Police officer. He died from injuries he got fighting off those "protestors"

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It is a reference to the popular Dolly Parton song "Jolene"

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Haha busted

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Long time lurker, first time dumper. Pls enjoy.

5 years ago | Likes 266 Dislikes 10

Governing citizens by killing all citizens is a logical inconsistency. Data mine bots don't drop tables because its more easy.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Impressive showing. Well done.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, not a fan of t-bag. Real disappointment there.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A well balanced meal of tasty memes. Well done, old chap.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Drone pilot

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You have done a great service to our kind. I can offer only my sincere thanks, memelord. Farewell.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0