johnwhatson's comments

Hmm

It's like a bouncer in a club

Do you also lick yourself on the eye?

Have you been to the gym today? With love as I imgur from the w/c

I'm a land mammal. The sea is out of my depth

Plot twist: hooked around the wrong tooth and has to do it again

I preferred the pagan religions, they were the most inventive of the bunch

Wait, is that his fucking tongue?

Brings a new meaning to Pasta Bake

I hope he's sharp and checks if you're a minor

Could be a deadpost, or will be if I downvote.

So much oregano, Italians are choking on their spaghetti

I bet you used your wanking arm