johnnothing

21189 pts · November 7, 2012


Your balls don’t drape over the shaft? Weird.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wouldn’t hurt to use the occasion to tidy up a bit. Clean slate setting up your new monitor and all.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yes. Social media where you can repackage other peoples songs over, and over, and over again.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 9

Change it up. Roll a bunch of little potato balls when you eat the exact same thing again tomorrow night. Alone. In the dark. Pitying yourself.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

https://youtu.be/bADDorGdyBg

Piano starts playing…

5 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

No, no they wouldn’t.

5 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Fivehead.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You sure about that? The United States is having issues at the moment regarding travel, and people with accents.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Outta tune. At least the real Kermit could hold a key. Pass.

5 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Oh you’re known for steaks? I’ll have the seafood.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Cursed* eggs.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Heat is for winners.

5 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#11 no wonder the protein looks steamed grey all the way to the end.

Instead of just dropping a soggy wet block of protein on the onions, try patting it dry and cooking the meat first. You’ll get some nice color from the maillard reaction, THEN start layering in the rest of the ingredients.

Color means more flavor.

5 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 5

Pairs well with a shot of akvavit.

5 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well choreographed. Nothing spectacular. Mauls’ moves were spectacular.

5 months ago | Likes 99 Dislikes 24

Butter, parm, dry-fettuccine, and some noodle water.

That’s all you need. if you can mac&cheese out of a box, you can do this.

Add an egg yolk off heat if you’re feelin decadent.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, he never said that. “Fwd:fwd:fwd:re:re:re: facebook quote garbage.”

5 months ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 11

It’s a leg move.

5 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

But napkins will cost you.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Nah, without the butthole eyes it doesn’t work.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

“…O̶h̷ ̷ₒ̶ₕ̴ ̵ₒ̸ₕ̵ ̴o̸h̷m̶y̶ ̸o̷h̸ ̵m̸y̸ₘ̶ᵧ̵ ̴ₘ̷ᵧ̴ ̶O̷H̶ ̸ₒ̶ₕ̶ ̵O̶H̵ₘ̸ᵧ̷ ̶m̸y̶,̵ ̸ₒ̵ₕ̷ ̵ₘ̸ᵧ̸ ̵O̷H̴ ̵ₒ̵ₕ̷ ̵O̴H̵ ̴M̴Y̷ₘ̴ᵧ̶ ̷M̸Y̶,̵ ̷o̸h̸ ̵m̷y̶ ̸ₒ̶ₕ̵ ̸ₒ̷ₕ̷ ̴ₘ̵ᵧ̸ ̶ₘ̶ᵧ̷…”

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Was a warning to the live ones off camera.

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Recommend keeping a jar of chili crisp oil (like lao gan ma) in the pantry specifically for dishes like these.

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Maybe it’s a topical balm.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0