joemoedee

50016 pts · December 26, 2013


I'm a non-intentional owner of 5 cats and 2 dogs. We also have a horse, and an outside cat that does not want to be an indoor kitty. Since you were brave enough to check this page out, here's my Golden Retriever / Rottie Mix Abby and Me: http://imgur.com/4Kgufoy Also, I occasionally play games on Xbox Live, feel free to add me, thejoemoedee

He’s thinking you should steal that leg.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m not convinced this isn’t the cast for the porn parody.

5 years ago | Likes 736 Dislikes 0

Please, my wets.

5 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Or bearded men with cleavage.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It’s hard to tell since it’s constantly in Ted Cruz’s mouth.

5 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

Lick the brush first, then toothpaste, then water. Right?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(Please note this is sarcasm. Eff the US healthcare system with a thousand dicks)

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Everything health related is a luxury. You should make more money and pay for it yourself. Signed, America.

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 5

I have 0 issue in wearing a mask. I consistently do so. But damn if they don’t make me sweat profusely.

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

One time I put together a Target bookcase and only had 4 leftover pieces. That’s like the same thing, right?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It’s a well known fact that camera shutters temporarily scare COVID away from you.

5 years ago | Likes 184 Dislikes 5

Someone on Twitter replaces the background music with the Ultimate Warrior’s entrance music. It’s terrific.

5 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Threesome

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 15

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ace is the place with the helpful hardware folks.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You don’t?

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Everything is a urinal if you’re brave enough.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is way too accurate of a description.

5 years ago | Likes 118 Dislikes 0

Sadly, I find it totally believable at this point.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I took my Physics final at Kennywood Park.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

If after 3 years they’re still in the Trump camp then they will never leave it.

5 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

Yeah, I put it in a circle and just light one part of it. The fire ultimately works its way around it seems.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It was a little tricky at first, but after using it a few times I’ve been able to control the temp pretty well.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kyle the Kangaroo.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I took four extra strong Tic Tacs, and put on my mask. I essentially maced myself with mint.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yours doesn’t?

6 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

Those eyes look like he KNOWS you fake threw that ball.

6 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 1

Of course they stick out in public, all of the sane people are not outside.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

His face now looks like a partially melted wax figure of Jared Kushner.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0