jfitz

16814 pts · July 30, 2011


She moved to the US? Real smart move, lady.

6 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 5

“Trump? He’s basically a communist!”

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

If we can work out a deal to take everyone religious instead of just Christians… I might honestly give thanks. Oh, the irony.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The sound of Kirk fans screaming and crying has been removed

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You personally might understand iPhone to refer to all phones, and so might she, even I might … in context. Unfortunately, her sign is full of specific words: about who, what and where, which contextually means she is absolutely talking about Apple’s iPhone being the sole source of the ills she mentions, which is a giant lie.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Jfc there’s some real brain geniuses in this comment section, how are you all so unbelievably stupid. “I hoovered my floor” and “Hoovers business practices destroy the Amazon” are not the fucking same thing.

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Wrongly, in this case.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Jesus, will you listen to yourself being stupid out loud

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

That’s not how language works, idiot

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

This absolutely can be read as something only Apple do, and other phone companies don’t. If you mean smartphones, say smartphones.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Just iPhones? Really?

6 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 7

It’s a good motivation for staying healthy, I find.

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We’re a hundred billion light years away from Teddy Roosevelt, is what I’m getting. Your current president couldn’t even read that sentence aloud.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(Most people in most countries eat terribly, the notion that there’s some mythical land where everyone eats the perfectly cooked and presented food of their ancestors is horseshit)

6 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 12

“WHATCHU READIN’ FOR? And I said gee, I’ve never been asked that before … not what am I READING but what am I READING FOR? I guess I read for a lot of reasons, but one of the main ones would have to be so I don’t end up as a fuckin’ Waffle House waitress. She said ‘huh?’. Then this trucker in the next booth gets up and comes over, “wellllllllll, looks like we got ourselves a reader”. “

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A subway station full of attractive people, music, and a dog? Wow, am I using the subway wrong.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kinda trying to prevent this one person at a time by telling them not to own one. I figure I might save a couple of dogs a lifetime of boredom.

6 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Absolutely not tired of certain people getting their comeuppance, that bit was awesome.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

His nickname has been The Prince Of Darkness for thirty years. He’s the political equivalent of Jared Leto; eeeeeeevryone knows something is fucky, but somehow he keeps getting work.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Last one that went up in London, a couple of arseholes stole it in front of a lot of people.

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

“Let’s see old Donny wiggle his way out of this one.”

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nope, massive stroke years ago. Plus he’s almost 80

6 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

After topping it, tailing it, and impaling it on the machine first. I could do it with a knife, in half the time, with equal or less waste.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

There’s a bakery across the road from my house called Forno, and they have a board out in the street with a slightly passive aggressive pissy review on it, awesome.

6 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I can do that quicker with a knife.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

I’m amazed that first guy still has that much teeth

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’d be ok if the teacher took a little nap

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just do it! You could probably fuck up the patriarchy with that sword.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This kills the melon

7 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

I never heard of her in my life, Norm must have laid a curse on her or something

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0